Male Stories
I wrote these stories(except for the maked ones that have been written by others) specifically for those who like sneezing. If you like any of them and want to use them for anything, please ask my permission first and post a link to my page. Thank you.
Additionally, if there is a certian type or genre(scifi-fantasy, historical fiction, more romance, more/less adult situations, etc) of story you would like to see, please e-mail me and I'll write one ASAP! :)
And a word of caution- Don't read the ones for adults if you're not prepared for them! They're marked +18 for a reason!
 | Bad Cold
This cold is too much for my shirt sleeve. Go get me a Kleenex- and fast. I sniffle I wheeze And I'm ready to sneeze And I don't knw how long I can last... Atchh- it's too wet for a Kleenex, So bring me a hankerchief, quick. It's- atchoo- no joke, Now the hankerchief's soaked. Hey, a dish towel just might do the trick. Atchoo- it's too much for a bath towel. There never has been such a cold. I'll be better off With that big table cloth No- bring me the flag off the pole. Atchoo- bring the clothes from the closet. Atchaa- get the sheets from the bed, The drapes off the window, The rugs off the floor To soak up this cold in my head. Atchoo- hurry down to the circus And ask if they'll lend you a tent. You say they said yes? Here is come- Lord be blessed- Here it is- Ah-kachoooo -there it went. ~Shel Silverstein, Falling Up p61 |
| NEW | Num | Title | Warning | Description | Author |
| I. | The Honeymoon | What happens to a couple to bring them closer the night of their Honeymoon... | ~tarotgal | ||
| II. | The College Students | +18 | Two students out on an anniversary date turned wrong | ~tarotgal | |
| III. | The Lovers | +18 | Two sneezing fetishists go exploring | ~tarotgal | |
| IV. | The Knight | A knight and company start on a journey they may not get to finish | ~tarotgal | ||
| V. | The Bookstore | The guy behind the couter's got a cold, but who is he really? | ~tarotgal | ||
| VI. | The Story of Michael | +18 | A guy's got bad allergies, but it's not all bad for the girl who likes him | anon | |
| VII. | The Internet Attraction | +18 | Two sneezing fetishists meet in real life to fulfill their fantasies | ~tarotgal | |
| VIII. | The Perfect Profession | PG13 | The story of one man's career, and the people he sees | ~tarotgal | |
| IX. | The Discovery | PG13 | A college-aged woman's dreams, and brave attempt at making one come true | J.B. | |
| X. | The Ideal Episode | +18 | A terrific X-Files Fanfic story in which Mulder catches a cold | anon | |
| XI. | The Day of Ecstasy | +18 | A woman discovers her love for sneezing, and for a man named David | ~tarotgal | |
| XII. | The Cold | +18 | A woman "consoles" her husband as he battles with a cold... and discusses her desires | ~tarotgal | |
| XIII. | The Infected Educator | A really great story about a teacher who gets sick but doesn't let that stop him | Darkman | ||
| XIV. | The Secret Agent | Agent 007 catches a cold... but it's Michael who feels the worst of it as he comes home to his wife | Karen | ||
| NEW | Num | Title | Warning | Description | Author |
| I. | The Train Trip | A couple sets off cross country but encounters an unexpected virus... | ~tarotgal | ||
| II. | The Library | A true account of one glorious moment in the library | anon | ||
| III. | The Crush | A true account of an attractive guy's wonderful sneezes | anon | ||
| IV. | The Afternoon of Pleasure | +18 | A gay couple experiences an afternoon of passion they won't soon forget | ~tarotgal | |
| V. | The Encounter | A young girlfriend and boyfriend share a few moments as he comes down with a horrible cold | anon | ||
| VI. | The Practice | A fanfic story of the television show "The Practice" which revolves around Bobby and Rebecca | Dawn | ||
| VII. | The Exploration | +18 | A quiet night at home for a couple turns into more than either ever dreamed of | ~tarotgal | |
| VIII. | The Job Interview | An AMAZING story about a woman who just can't help but notice a poor guy with terrible allergies | anon | ||
| IX. | The Friendship | A strong friendship is pushed to the limits due to the influence of a simple cold | ~tarotgal | ||
| X. | The Study Date | A cold catches two friends off guard one hot, summer afternoon | anon | ||
| XI. | The Camping Trip | PG13 | A couple, a romance, and a cold. End of story. :-) This one was the product of several days on the road during vacation... | ~tarotgal | |
| XII. | The Plane Trip | A marvelous story of two lovebirds and their trip to Italy who encounters trouble in the most romantically, perfect way | Comet | ||
| XIII. | StandStill | A small plan is hatched and carried out to action | anon | ||
| XIV. | Ashley's High Altitude Adventure | PG13 | Ashley's curiousity and fantasy are lived out in the most unexpected of ways | anon | |
| NEW | Num | Title | Warning | Description | Author |
| I. | The Ski Trip | A man and a woman who get to know each other a little better during a ski trip | anon | ||
| II. | Timing is Nothing | A Story about a Scottish man with a "cold," and his dealings with his girlfriend | ~tarotgal | ||
| III. | Snow Days | The field trip started out fine, but for Jeff and his friend Kris it had an unexpected twist | anon | ||
| IV. | Nice Day | +18 | A second honeymoon, a failed marriage, and a can of pepper... | anon | |
| V. | The Not So Avererage Day of High School | With the morning already off to a bad start, poor Jeff suffers from allergy attack to allergy attack, not escaping the notice of Jennifer... | anon | ||
| VI. | The Grocery Store | A couple takes a much-needed outing to the grocery store, but Jack gets a bit more than a case of denial | anon | ||
| VII. | Just an Ordinary Day | Sam's sneezes are one of a kind, and noticed by everyone... but a bit moreso by his coworker, Kelly | anon | ||
| VIII. | A Christmas Story | Chris and Sarah are reunited for the holidays, but poor Chris becomes a victim of the dreaded winter cold... | anon | ||
| IX. | A Sneeze Between Friends | Spending a night together in a hotel after a gig makes two friends realize a few things they hadn't counted on | Wolfie | ||
| X. | Amy and Brad | +18 | A night brings more excitement for amy and Brad than they had predicted | anon | |
| XI. | In the Closet | +18 | Max has a dream... and Kevin has a "condition" | anon | |
| XII. | In the Closet p2: Calming Kevin | +18 | Kevin has some trouble adjusting, and Max is there for him | anon | |
| XIII. | The Power of Paul | +18 | A Painter, and a Birthday Present to never forget | anon | |
| XIV. | Making Love to Matt | +18 | Even though Matt worked too much, there was always room for... | anon | |
| NEW | Num | Title | Warning | Description | Author |
| I. | Help Me, My Love! | +13 | Bill and Todd were in the work out room of their condominium pumping iron How's that for a beginning? | anon | |
| II. | When I Met Him | The romantic meeting which would turn into so much more | anon | ||
| III. | The Perfect Night | Secrets are told and hearts are poured out in this sweet story | anon | ||
| IV. | A Brush with Kindness | Poor Cory... *G* | VATERGrrl | ||
| V. | It's All in the Cards | +18 | Little Oliver's never had a cold before, and Aurora couldn't be happier! | ~tarotgal | |
| VI. | Release | +18 | Eddie Vedder (Pearl Jam) isn't feeling too well... | ~tarotgal | |
| VII. | Without Control | +18 | Dustin: typical tough macho man with a cold | ~tarotgal | |
| VIII. | Love | A camping trip gone quite wrong for one couple | ~tarotgal | ||
| IX. | Luck | Sequel to Love, in which the couple takes a trip to the amusement park | ~tarotgal | ||
| X. | Lights... Camera... Action | +18 | Drama, Secrets, Romance, and Passion unfold for a gay couple in the first TOS novella | ~tarotgal | |
| XI. | The Val Story | Val Kilmer fakes a cold to cover himself | Comet | ||
| XII. | On His Own | +18 | Alone at home one night, Paul has a sneezing fit he'll never forget | anon | |
| XIII. | Charm and Sweetness | A nervous recruitee, and a recruiter with a cold | ~tarotgal | ||
| XIV. | Cold Slumbers | PG13 | Neil, a tough frat boy, catches a cold on the verge of Spring Break | ~tarotgal | |
| NEW | Num | Title | Warning | Description | Author |
| I. | Bonding Through His Pathetic Display | Ed Roland and Piper do some quality joking, teasing, and bonding | Piper | ||
| II. | Insight | A Phantom of the Opera Fanfic, set a few years after the original book & musical | ~tarotgal | ||
| III. | Lynn's Visit | A wonderful sequel to 'A Brush with Kindness' with the continuing story of poor Cory | VATERGrrl | ||
| IV. | Getting Closer | The third of the series with Cory and Lynn... wherein Lynn seems to have gotten a little too close to Cory | VATERGrrl | ||
| V. | Stan | An interesting albeit one-sided e-mail convo between Stan and Slim | Eternuer | ||
 | VI. | House Call | Continuing the story of Cory and Lynn (a few sneezes from Cory, but mostly Lynn is sick and he takes very good care of her) :-) | VATERGrrl | |
| VII. | Revelations | In which a secret is revealed (and both parties don't seem to be doing too well) | VATERGrrl | |
