This cold is too much for my shirt sleeve.
Go get me a Kleenex- and fast.
I sniffle I wheeze
And I'm ready to sneeze
And I don't knw how long I can last...
Atchh- it's too wet for a Kleenex,
So bring me a hankerchief, quick.
It's- atchoo- no joke,
Now the hankerchief's soaked.
Hey, a dish towel just might do the trick.
Atchoo- it's too much for a bath towel.
There never has been such a cold.
I'll be better off
With that big table cloth
No- bring me the flag off the pole.
Atchoo- bring the clothes from the closet.
Atchaa- get the sheets from the bed,
The drapes off the window,
The rugs off the floor
To soak up this cold in my head.
Atchoo- hurry down to the circus
And ask if they'll lend you a tent.
You say they said yes?
Here is come- Lord be blessed-
Here it is- Ah-kachoooo -there it went.
~Shel Silverstein, Falling Up p61
|I.||The Honeymoon||What happens to a couple to bring them closer the night of their Honeymoon...||~tarotgal|
|II.||The College Students||+18||Two students out on an anniversary date turned wrong||~tarotgal|
|III.||The Lovers||+18||Two sneezing fetishists go exploring||~tarotgal|
|IV.||The Knight||A knight and company start on a journey they may not get to finish||~tarotgal|
|V.||The Bookstore||The guy behind the couter's got a cold, but who is he really?||~tarotgal|
|VI.||The Story of Michael||+18||A guy's got bad allergies, but it's not all bad for the girl who likes him||anon|
|VII.||The Internet Attraction||+18||Two sneezing fetishists meet in real life to fulfill their fantasies||~tarotgal|
|VIII.||The Perfect Profession||PG13||The story of one man's career, and the people he sees||~tarotgal|
|IX.||The Discovery||PG13||A college-aged woman's dreams, and brave attempt at making one come true||J.B.|
|X.||The Ideal Episode||+18||A terrific X-Files Fanfic story in which Mulder catches a cold||anon|
|XI.||The Day of Ecstasy||+18||A woman discovers her love for sneezing, and for a man named David||~tarotgal|
|XII.||The Cold||+18||A woman "consoles" her husband as he battles with a cold... and discusses her desires||~tarotgal|
|XIII.||The Infected Educator||A really great story about a teacher who gets sick but doesn't let that stop him||Darkman|
|XIV.||The Secret Agent||Agent 007 catches a cold... but it's Michael who feels the worst of it as he comes home to his wife||Karen|
|I.||The Train Trip||A couple sets off cross country but encounters an unexpected virus...||~tarotgal|
|II.||The Library||A true account of one glorious moment in the library||anon|
|III.||The Crush||A true account of an attractive guy's wonderful sneezes||anon|
|IV.||The Afternoon of Pleasure||+18||A gay couple experiences an afternoon of passion they won't soon forget||~tarotgal|
|V.||The Encounter||A young girlfriend and boyfriend share a few moments as he comes down with a horrible cold||anon|
|VI.||The Practice||A fanfic story of the television show "The Practice" which revolves around Bobby and Rebecca||Dawn|
|VII.||The Exploration||+18||A quiet night at home for a couple turns into more than either ever dreamed of||~tarotgal|
|VIII.||The Job Interview||An AMAZING story about a woman who just can't help but notice a poor guy with terrible allergies||anon|
|IX.||The Friendship||A strong friendship is pushed to the limits due to the influence of a simple cold||~tarotgal|
|X.||The Study Date||A cold catches two friends off guard one hot, summer afternoon||anon|
|XI.||The Camping Trip||PG13||A couple, a romance, and a cold. End of story. :-) This one was the product of several days on the road during vacation...||~tarotgal|
|XII.||The Plane Trip||A marvelous story of two lovebirds and their trip to Italy who encounters trouble in the most romantically, perfect way||Comet|
|XIII.||StandStill||A small plan is hatched and carried out to action||anon|
|XIV.||Ashley's High Altitude Adventure||PG13||Ashley's curiousity and fantasy are lived out in the most unexpected of ways||anon|
|I.||The Ski Trip||A man and a woman who get to know each other a little better during a ski trip||anon|
|II.||Timing is Nothing||A Story about a Scottish man with a "cold," and his dealings with his girlfriend||~tarotgal|
|III.||Snow Days||The field trip started out fine, but for Jeff and his friend Kris it had an unexpected twist||anon|
|IV.||Nice Day||+18||A second honeymoon, a failed marriage, and a can of pepper...||anon|
|V.||The Not So Avererage Day of High School||With the morning already off to a bad start, poor Jeff suffers from allergy attack to allergy attack, not escaping the notice of Jennifer...||anon|
|VI.||The Grocery Store||A couple takes a much-needed outing to the grocery store, but Jack gets a bit more than a case of denial||anon|
|VII.||Just an Ordinary Day||Sam's sneezes are one of a kind, and noticed by everyone... but a bit moreso by his coworker, Kelly||anon|
|VIII.||A Christmas Story||Chris and Sarah are reunited for the holidays, but poor Chris becomes a victim of the dreaded winter cold...||anon|
|IX.||A Sneeze Between Friends||Spending a night together in a hotel after a gig makes two friends realize a few things they hadn't counted on||Wolfie|
|X.||Amy and Brad||+18||A night brings more excitement for amy and Brad than they had predicted||anon|
|XI.||In the Closet||+18||Max has a dream... and Kevin has a "condition"||anon|
|XII.||In the Closet p2: Calming Kevin||+18||Kevin has some trouble adjusting, and Max is there for him||anon|
|XIII.||The Power of Paul||+18||A Painter, and a Birthday Present to never forget||anon|
|XIV.||Making Love to Matt||+18||Even though Matt worked too much, there was always room for...||anon|
|I.||Help Me, My Love!||+13||Bill and Todd were in the work out room of their condominium pumping iron How's that for a beginning?||anon|
|II.||When I Met Him||The romantic meeting which would turn into so much more||anon|
|III.||The Perfect Night||Secrets are told and hearts are poured out in this sweet story||anon|
|IV.||A Brush with Kindness||Poor Cory... *G*||VATERGrrl|
|V.||It's All in the Cards||+18||Little Oliver's never had a cold before, and Aurora couldn't be happier!||~tarotgal|
|VI.||Release||+18||Eddie Vedder (Pearl Jam) isn't feeling too well...||~tarotgal|
|VII.||Without Control||+18||Dustin: typical tough macho man with a cold||~tarotgal|
|VIII.||Love||A camping trip gone quite wrong for one couple||~tarotgal|
|IX.||Luck||Sequel to Love, in which the couple takes a trip to the amusement park||~tarotgal|
|X.||Lights... Camera... Action||+18||Drama, Secrets, Romance, and Passion unfold for a gay couple in the first TOS novella||~tarotgal|
|XI.||The Val Story||Val Kilmer fakes a cold to cover himself||Comet|
|XII.||On His Own||+18||Alone at home one night, Paul has a sneezing fit he'll never forget||anon|
|XIII.||Charm and Sweetness||A nervous recruitee, and a recruiter with a cold||~tarotgal|
|XIV.||Cold Slumbers||PG13||Neil, a tough frat boy, catches a cold on the verge of Spring Break||~tarotgal|
|I.||Bonding Through His Pathetic Display||Ed Roland and Piper do some quality joking, teasing, and bonding||Piper|
|II.||Insight||A Phantom of the Opera Fanfic, set a few years after the original book & musical||~tarotgal|
|III.||Lynn's Visit||A wonderful sequel to 'A Brush with Kindness' with the continuing story of poor Cory||VATERGrrl|
|IV.||Getting Closer||The third of the series with Cory and Lynn... wherein Lynn seems to have gotten a little too close to Cory||VATERGrrl|
|V.||Stan||An interesting albeit one-sided e-mail convo between Stan and Slim||Eternuer|
|VI.||House Call||Continuing the story of Cory and Lynn (a few sneezes from Cory, but mostly Lynn is sick and he takes very good care of her) :-)||VATERGrrl|
|VII.||Revelations||In which a secret is revealed (and both parties don't seem to be doing too well)||VATERGrrl|