On His Own NOTE: +18 It was at least a hundred degrees outside. Paul was home alone, working on a new painting. Sarah had gone out of town to sell some of his newest work. He missed her. In more ways than one. He was actually angry. He had wanted to make the trip with her but he had to finish this latest work while he was in the groove. It was 9PM and it was still stifling. He took a break to fix himself something to eat. Which he didn’t really want. He wanted Sarah. They hadn’t made love in two weeks and Paul was feeling the need for her. He sprinkled pepper on the pasta and grew more and more angry. Furiously he slammed the pepper shaker down on the counter. “DAMN IT!” A spray of pepper hit him directly in the face. “Uhh! Oh crap! Uhh-choo!”Paul sneezed violently. Throwing his main of salt and pepper hair forward across his face. In the stifling kitchen his body covered in a soft mist of sweat, he felt another one coming. “Uhhh...uhhhh..uhhhhhhh-chooo!” Another violent one, that shook him to his core. Then he felt something strange. He felt excited. He felt hot. He felt hard. His sneezing had actually turned him on. It made him horny in the still heat of the night. He found this puzzling and decided to test his theory. Tentatively he took a another pinch of pepper and sniffed it heartily. “Uhhh! Oh man!” He jammed his slim finger under his nose thinking maybe this was a mistake. But as he tried to hold the sneeze back, he could feel himself growing harder with every heartbeat. “Uhhh..uhhh.uhhh.so hot! Oh man!” He was really getting turned on, the feelings flying through his body were electric and exciting. He felt at the mercy of his nose and his penis at the same time and was loving every minute of it. “Uhhh..oh yeah....CHOOO!” A big one, that sprayed across his heaving chest. He gripped at his throbbing member with passion. He couldn’t help himself. “Mmmmm...yeah. I’m so fuckin’ hot!” He breathed heavily. Paul couldn’t stand it anymore. He had to finish what he started. He went into the bathroom, carrying the pepper with him. He shut the door and window and turned off the light. There in the dark he felt more comfortable. He snorted a palm full of pepper and gripped himself, waiting. “Ohhhhh...yeah! I’m gonna....sneeze myself off! I’m gonna..ah...ah....ah!” With one hand under his nose and another on his throbbing dick Paul got down to business. “AHHHHH-CHOO! YEAH! UH...UHHH...UHHH-CHOOO! CHOO! ISH-SHOOOO! HAH-CHOOO! OH MAN, THIS IS IN-FRICKIN-CREDIBLE! I...AHHH.AHHH. I’M GONNA SNEEZE AGAIN! YEAH! OOOOO-CHAW!” Paul gasped and wheezed and sneezed. Each sneeze bring him closer and closer to the edge. He backed up against the wall, feeling his knees go weak as he came closer and closer to orgasm. He knew he was there, he needed only one more sneeze to do it. He felt it building. “Oh! Yeah...just one ....ah...more...ah...time!” He threw his head back, his hair flying about his shoulders, the sneeze seemed to linger there toying with him like a lover. “Oh...c’mon! Ahh...ah..please! Don’t do this to me!” he pleaded with his itchy handsome nose. “C’mon...sniff..you can do it for me! Sniff...sniff! Oh! Yea! THIS IS IT! YEAH! UUUUUHHHH.....UHHHHHH.....UUUHHHHHHHH...HAAAAAAAA-CHOOO!” The sneeze was so hard Paul stumbled forward a step. Which was good because a second later he orgasmed powerfully into the toilet. “AAAAAAAAGGH! Yeah!” He threw his head back as he jet sprayed into the toilet like a runaway fire hose. He steadied himself against the side wall when he was done. Panting and breathing. Tying not to sneeze again. Feeling his nose was finally clear, he staggered into the bedroom and composed an e-mail to Sarah. “I miss you, please come home. Love Paul.” The End