Female Stories
 | My Nose Garden
I have roses and rowses of noses and noses, And why they all growses I really can't guess. No lilies or roses, just cold-catching noses, And when they all blowses, it's really a mess. They runs and they glowses, these sneezity noses, They frips and they flowses, they blooms and they dies. But you can't bring noses to fine flower showses And really expect them to give you a prize. But each mornin' I goeses to watter with hoses These rowses of noses that I cannot sell, The red sniffly noses that cause all my woeses, Why even the crowses complain that they smell. Why noses, not roses? Well, nobody knowses. Why do you supposes they growses this thick? But since there's no roses come gather some roses- I guarentee each one's a good nose to pick. ~Shel Silverstein, Falling Up p86-7 |
| NEW | Num | Title | Warning | Description | Author |
| I. | The Sound Effects | +18 | A woman gets sick and stays home for a day... | ~tarotgal | |
| II. | The Inspiration | An unlikely result from a doctor seeing a patient | ~tarotgal | ||
| III. | The Lovers | +18 | Two fetishists go exploring | ~tarotgal | |
| IV. | The Squire | A knight's squire catches a cold while on a journey | ~tarotgal | ||
| V. | The Journal Entries | 3 short, true experiences/sightings | ~tarotgal | ||
| VI. | The Twins | +18 | A photographer's discoveries with two special models | ~tarotgal | |
| VII. | The Internet Attraction | +18 | Two online sneezing fetishists meet in real life to fulfill their fantasies | ~tarotgal | |
| VIII. | She Ties... | +18 | A night of fantasies and fulfillment for two lovers | Sean | |
| IX. | The Confession | +18 | A man confesses his deep secret | anon | |
| X. | The Timeless Love | +18 | The timeless love between a man and a woman of Elizabethan England | ~tarotgal | |
| XI. | The Perfect Profession | PG13 | A story of the places one man's career and fetish take him, and the people he sees along the way | ~tarotgal | |
| XII. | The Messenger | A Messenger is attacked but is taken in by a mysterious man | ~tarotgal | ||
| XIII. | The Visit | +18 | A great story of a man and a woman who share a love for sneezing over the internet and finally meet in real life | John | |
| XIV. | The Story of Lisa | Following Lisa for a day to find out what part sneezes play in her life and why they happen | anon | ||
| NEW | Num | Title | Warning | Description | Author |
| I. | The Story of Love at First Sneeze | PG13 | A story of a man and a woman out on a date for the first time with cases of the sneezes | anon | |
| II. | The Train Trip | A couple sets out for a trip cross country and encounters an unexpected virus... | ~tarotgal | ||
| III. | The Infected Educator | The story of Jim, the teacher, and the people he encounters | Darkman | ||
| IV. | The Shy Sneezer | A retelling of an observation of a shy young girl with cute, tiny sneezes | Oswald | ||
| V. | The Protective Agent | Part 1 of a story featuring Mulder and Scully from The X-files, in which Scully gets sick and Mulder, well, gets protective :-) | anon | ||
| VI. | The Exploration | +18 | A quiet night at home for a couple turns into more than either ever dreamed of | ~tarotgal | |
| VII. | The Substitute Sitter | Taking an unexpected babysiting job, Kirsten's in store for much more than dealing with a kid | Niceguy | ||
| VIII. | The Woman Who Couldn't Sneeze | PG13 | A woman who can't sneeze wants to discover the joys of sneezing and gets support from the man she's dating | Josh | |
| IX. | The Police Officer and the Jewel Theif | +18 | A police officer hot on the trail of a jewel theif gets side-tracked by her allergies which seem to come up at the worst possible moments | ~tarotgal | |
| X. | The Restaurant | Beautifully written story of a man whose night out to dinner isn't what it at first seems to be. | anon | ||
| XI. | The Sequel to The Restaurant | At work, just when things seemed to have cooled off, someone just happens to pop up again... | anon | ||
| XII. | The Friendship | A strong friendship is pushed to the limits due to the influence of a simple cold | ~tarotgal | ||
| XIII. | The Presentation | A woman struggles against the urge to sneeze as she tries to give an important presentation | LRG | ||
| XIV. | The Birthday Surprise | +18 | On her boyfriend's birthday, a woman must make the choice of her life | Michael | |
| NEW | Num | Title | Warning | Description | Author |
| I. | The Movie- Scream 3 | Part of the third movie in the series and the thrilling turns it takes... | Michael | ||
| II. | The Elevator | Going Down! Even something as commonplace as leaving work one day turns into more than one man had in mind | anon | ||
| III. | Arron's Allergic Sister | A story about Arron's sister, and the length she will go to for her shyness | Gabrielle | ||
| IV. | Lily in zip Lily in html | +18 | The story of a simple girl, and the very unsimple Sorceress she runs into | Tony | |
| V. | Wonderment | The short story of a man and his mysterious ways with a few girls... | anon | ||
| VI. | The Experiment | The short story of a woman who attempts to make herself sneeze... | anon | ||
| VII. | Pamela Anderson's Sick Day | +18 | Just as the title states, Pamela Anderson takes a sick day, and get a little fun when Chris gets home, for that matter | anon | |
| VIII. | Nice Day | +18 | A second honeymoon, a failed marriage, and a can of pepper... | anon | |
| IX. | The Camping Weekend | The perfectly planned weekend takes a trun for the worst for a pair of friends | anon | ||
| X. | The Park | The bike ride over to the park was lovely, but now all you want to do is find a comfortable bench and zone out by the lake... | anon | ||
| XI. | The Experiment | An original story of gigantic proportions | anon | ||
| XII. | Kismet | A chance meeting that was meant to be | anon | ||
| XIII. | Monday Morning | It starts out to be just another boring Monday morning... but we all know better by now NOTE-subject to further editing changes | ~tarotgal | ||
| XIV. | Voyager Fanfic | An alien being hatches a plot to overtake Voyager using pollen as their weakness... | Niceguy | ||
| NEW | Num | Title | Warning | Description | Author |
| I. | Shipmates | A sweet, capable woman named Fox and her caring shipmates | anon | ||
| II. | Mysterious Sneezes | 18+ | Charles' afternoon meeting takes a turn for the interesting | anon | |
| III. | Revelations | NC-17 | A Buffy the Vampire fanfic in which cute Willow has a cold which does not at all interfere with snuggling and more with Tara. | MagickalSnapdragon | |
| IV. | Breakfast TV | The bloopers show isn't all that will have fun with a pretty anchor-woman's sneezing fit | Eternuer | ||
| V. | Have You Met My Sister? | 18+ | Some angst, a pair of twins, a ring, and some sneezes | Eternuer | |
| VI. | In From the Cold | 18+ | An exciting tale of espionage and irresistable sneezing | Eternuer | |
| VII. | Last Night a D.J. | 18+ | Mick thinks of himself as a geek until he runs into a beautiful, sneezey D.J. who happens to share quite a lot with him. | Eternuer | |
| VIII. | The Model Sneezer | 18+ | With flowers and cats, what's a supermodel with allergies supposed to do? | Eternuer | |
| IX. | A Tickle Decided by Destiny | A Destiny's Child fanfic, involving the group members in cold, damp England | Eternuer | ||
| X. | Let Me Into There | A 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' fanfic staring Nell and her sneeze | Eternuer | ||
 | XI. | House Call | Continuing the story of Cory and Lynn (a few sneezes from Cory, but mostly Lynn is sick and he takes very good care of her) :-) | VATERGrrl | |
| XII. | Revelations | In which a secret is revealed (and both parties don't seem to be doing too well) | VATERGrrl | |
