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Female Stories

These are stories I wrote specifically for those who like sneezing. If you like any of them and want to use them for anything, please ask my permission first and post a link to my page. Thank you.
Additionally, if there is a certian type or genre(scifi-fantasy, historical fiction, more romance, more adult situations, etc) of story you would like to see, please e-mail me and I'll write one ASAP! :)
And a word of caution- Don't read the ones for adults if you're not prepared for them! They're marked +18 for a reason!

My Nose Garden
I have roses and rowses of noses and noses,
And why they all growses I really can't guess.
No lilies or roses, just cold-catching noses,
And when they all blowses, it's really a mess.

They runs and they glowses, these sneezity noses,
They frips and they flowses, they blooms and they dies.
But you can't bring noses to fine flower showses
And really expect them to give you a prize.

But each mornin' I goeses to watter with hoses
These rowses of noses that I cannot sell,
The red sniffly noses that cause all my woeses,
Why even the crowses complain that they smell.

Why noses, not roses? Well, nobody knowses.
Why do you supposes they growses this thick?
But since there's no roses come gather some roses-
I guarentee each one's a good nose to pick.
~Shel Silverstein, Falling Up p86-7

Deck 1
I.The Sound Effects+18A woman gets sick and stays home for a day...~tarotgal
II.The InspirationAn unlikely result from a doctor seeing a patient~tarotgal
III.The Lovers+18Two fetishists go exploring~tarotgal
IV.The SquireA knight's squire catches a cold while on a journey~tarotgal
V.The Journal Entries3 short, true experiences/sightings~tarotgal
VI.The Twins+18A photographer's discoveries with two special models~tarotgal
VII.The Internet Attraction+18Two online sneezing fetishists meet in real life to fulfill their fantasies~tarotgal
VIII.She Ties...+18A night of fantasies and fulfillment for two loversSean
IX.The Confession+18A man confesses his deep secretanon
X.The Timeless Love+18The timeless love between a man and a woman of Elizabethan England~tarotgal
XI.The Perfect ProfessionPG13A story of the places one man's career and fetish take him, and the people he sees along the way~tarotgal
XII.The MessengerA Messenger is attacked but is taken in by a mysterious man~tarotgal
XIII.The Visit+18A great story of a man and a woman who share a love for sneezing over the internet and finally meet in real lifeJohn
XIV.The Story of LisaFollowing Lisa for a day to find out what part sneezes play in her life and why they happenanon

Deck 2
I.The Story of Love at First SneezePG13A story of a man and a woman out on a date for the first time with cases of the sneezesanon
II.The Train TripA couple sets out for a trip cross country and encounters an unexpected virus...~tarotgal
III.The Infected EducatorThe story of Jim, the teacher, and the people he encountersDarkman
IV.The Shy SneezerA retelling of an observation of a shy young girl with cute, tiny sneezesOswald
V.The Protective AgentPart 1 of a story featuring Mulder and Scully from The X-files, in which Scully gets sick and Mulder, well, gets protective :-)anon
VI.The Exploration+18A quiet night at home for a couple turns into more than either ever dreamed of~tarotgal
VII.The Substitute SitterTaking an unexpected babysiting job, Kirsten's in store for much more than dealing with a kidNiceguy
VIII.The Woman Who Couldn't SneezePG13A woman who can't sneeze wants to discover the joys of sneezing and gets support from the man she's datingJosh
IX.The Police Officer and the Jewel Theif+18A police officer hot on the trail of a jewel theif gets side-tracked by her allergies which seem to come up at the worst possible moments~tarotgal
X.The RestaurantBeautifully written story of a man whose night out to dinner isn't what it at first seems to be.anon
XI.The Sequel to The RestaurantAt work, just when things seemed to have cooled off, someone just happens to pop up again...anon
XII.The FriendshipA strong friendship is pushed to the limits due to the influence of a simple cold~tarotgal
XIII.The PresentationA woman struggles against the urge to sneeze as she tries to give an important presentationLRG
XIV.The Birthday Surprise+18On her boyfriend's birthday, a woman must make the choice of her lifeMichael

Deck 3
I.The Movie- Scream 3Part of the third movie in the series and the thrilling turns it takes...Michael
II.The ElevatorGoing Down! Even something as commonplace as leaving work one day turns into more than one man had in mindanon
III.Arron's Allergic SisterA story about Arron's sister, and the length she will go to for her shynessGabrielle
IV.Lily in zip
Lily in html
+18The story of a simple girl, and the very unsimple Sorceress she runs intoTony
V.WondermentThe short story of a man and his mysterious ways with a few girls...anon
VI.The ExperimentThe short story of a woman who attempts to make herself sneeze...anon
VII.Pamela Anderson's Sick Day+18Just as the title states, Pamela Anderson takes a sick day, and get a little fun when Chris gets home, for that matteranon
VIII.Nice Day+18A second honeymoon, a failed marriage, and a can of pepper...anon
IX.The Camping WeekendThe perfectly planned weekend takes a trun for the worst for a pair of friendsanon
X.The ParkThe bike ride over to the park was lovely, but now all you want to do is find a comfortable bench and zone out by the lake...anon
XI.The ExperimentAn original story of gigantic proportionsanon
XII.KismetA chance meeting that was meant to beanon
XIII.Monday MorningIt starts out to be just another boring Monday morning... but we all know better by now NOTE-subject to further editing changes~tarotgal
XIV.Voyager FanficAn alien being hatches a plot to overtake Voyager using pollen as their weakness...Niceguy

Deck 4
I.ShipmatesA sweet, capable woman named Fox and her caring shipmatesanon
II.Mysterious Sneezes18+Charles' afternoon meeting takes a turn for the interestinganon
III.RevelationsNC-17A Buffy the Vampire fanfic in which cute Willow has a cold which does not at all interfere with snuggling and more with Tara.MagickalSnapdragon
IV.Breakfast TVThe bloopers show isn't all that will have fun with a pretty anchor-woman's sneezing fitEternuer
V.Have You Met My Sister?18+Some angst, a pair of twins, a ring, and some sneezesEternuer
VI.In From the Cold18+An exciting tale of espionage and irresistable sneezingEternuer
VII.Last Night a D.J.18+Mick thinks of himself as a geek until he runs into a beautiful, sneezey D.J. who happens to share quite a lot with him.Eternuer
VIII.The Model Sneezer18+With flowers and cats, what's a supermodel with allergies supposed to do?Eternuer
IX.A Tickle Decided by DestinyA Destiny's Child fanfic, involving the group members in cold, damp EnglandEternuer
X.Let Me Into ThereA 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' fanfic staring Nell and her sneezeEternuer
newXI.House CallContinuing the story of Cory and Lynn (a few sneezes from Cory, but mostly Lynn is sick and he takes very good care of her) :-)VATERGrrl
newXII.RevelationsIn which a secret is revealed (and both parties don't seem to be doing too well) VATERGrrl

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