The Shy Sneezer: A true eye-witness account!
                             by Oswald

     I had been in classes with Missy for the 3 years I'd been in high
school, and had never seen her sneeze. She was so sexy and I always
hoped one day she would sneeze in class. So I could see it.  

     One day during lecture, I was pretending to be paying attention
while actually looking at her most of the time. She was looking at the 
teacher, with her left hand on her chin. I was to the right of her though
so I had a clear view of her face. Suddenly a look appeared on her face
that I had never seen before. I wondered why she was making that face.
It stayed there a moment and then her old expression came back. But
then she sniffed a few times which gave me the idea that this COULD BE A
POSSIBLE SNEEZE getting ready to come out. I watched very carefully
and hopefully.

     Still remaining in the same exact position, and not moving at all,
that strange look appeared on her face again. Her lips slowly parted, and
her nostils began to widen. I knew it! A sneeze was coming! I was so
excited, and turned on, while still curious as to what it would sound like.
Her eyes began to close although she seemed to be trying to force them
to stay open as long as possible. (probably to see if anyone next to her
was looking at her). Finally, still remaining very still, in that same
position, her eyes began to shut and...

     Just as the sneeze began, she put her thumb at pointer finger
against both sides of her nose, and suddenly she squeezed her nostrils
together tightly, and shut her lips tightly, as her face contorted and her
whole body lunged forward quickly. This was NOT a sneeze that began
and then subsided, this was definitely complete sneeze! Yet, there wasn't
even the slightest little sound. It was completely silent. No one had even
noticed. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl sneeze without any
sound at all, by holding in the force of the sneeze completely. No wonder
I'd never had never heard her sneeze. There was nothing to hear! 

     I knew that holding in the force of a sneeze could be painful and
possibly even dangerous. But I was filled with such excitement to see
this unique sneeze. She was apparently shy about sneezing and sneezed
so that no one would know that she had sneezed. Soon she sneezed again.
Her body thrusted forward even harder this time, but again she kept in
the force and it was silent. Know her face had turned red and a tear came
to her eye. She sneezed again, and this time, there was a very very faint
"Wheeeeeeew" at the end. This sneeze had been so big that not
even an expert silent sneezer could conceal it. Someone suspected that
she had sneezed and blessed her.

     She shyly whispered "Thank You." There was one more completely
silenced sneeze and then a final hard one that sounded like
"mmmmmg...." And it was over. From then on I watched her everyday and
found that she frequently had little silent sneezing fits. And I loved
them all!!!