THE WOMAN WHO COULDN'T SNEEZE
                             By: Josh

                         ***Note: PG13***

     Tom and Julie had been dating for 4 months. They had met in
Central Park on a beautiful summers day.  That day, they had laughed
and talked as if they had always been together; even Tom's grass
allergies had not derailed their intense attraction. Tonight, Tom hoped
would be the night where they would take that next glorious step.
     When Julie came over to Tom's, she said she had something she
wanted to ask him. "Ok, Julie what is ahhhhhchoo, sorry,chooo what was
it Jules?"
     "What is it like to sneeze?" she asked. "I am 22 years old and I've
never sneezed."
     Tom had certainly noticed, but he always assumed that she was
hiding them. "Never?!" he exclaimed.
     "Not since I was a toddler, you look like you really enjoy it and I 
would love to share that feeling, but nothing works.  I must admit that I
like watching you sneeze."
     Tom knew he would like to see Julie sneeze, but he couldn't help
her for she had tried everything: pepper, pollen, even sneezing powder
could not produce a single sniff. Just then, he felt a sneezing fit coming
on.
     Knowing she enjoyed it made him a bit nervous about doing it, but
soon the tickle was so intense that he had no choice to make. He reared
back his head and sneezed, his body shook with tremors as they came
one by one, increasing in volume with each. "ahchoo!
aaaaaahhhhchhhhhhoo! aaaaaaahchheee!"
     Jill was extremely aroused. With each of his sneezes her arousal
grew to a point where she could barely control herself. She also felt a
little envious that she couldn't sneeze. "Tom, I want you right now!" she
said.
     "Ok, let me just get ready," said Tom. He went to the bathroom and
all of the sudden he could just feel Jill was about to sneeze, in the way
only 2 lovers connect. As he arrived back at the couch, he heard the
words he had dreamed of, "I don't know what caused it but I am going to
sneeze!"
     It was as if 15 years of sneezing were all balled up in this one earth
rotating sneeze. Her body quivered from her belly to her eyes and her
body heaved backward, "It's coming, ahhhh ahhhh ahhhhh
ahchooooooooooo!" As she flew forward her momentum caused her to
temporarily lose balance. As Tom grabbed her he knew he could not be
more aroused if Aphrodite were sneezing herself. "Oh no, I gotta sneeze
again," teased Jill. The second one was more dainty, but just as
powerful. Jill felt just as aroused by sneezing herself as she was
for Tom's. Neither of them ever knew what caused Jill to start sneezing,
maybe love, but as they came together in their moment of passion, they
both thought, 'Boy this is really a great life.'