Let Me Into There!
by Eternuer

The second week of 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' was dragging mind-numbingly boringly by. Rhona's oh-so-unfunny sarcasm, Tara's spoilt little-rich girl, Tony's crumbly cheesiness. Not to mention the inane tasks and banal presenting by Ant and Dec.

Nell, quiet and contemplative as usual, sat on a damp, mossy log, when she felt a tiny, quivering tingle inside her finely-sculpted nose. She tried best she could to ignore the increasing irritation. But it persisted, leading her to sniff delicately, a few times. She squeezed her beautiful ocean-deep eyes.

No-one was noticing. But still the ember burned, building within unto an all-consuming fire, until... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

At which the entire cast and crew gazed in stunned disbelief that such a cataclysmic sneeze could come from this slightly built, unassuming, though breathtakingly beautiful model. 'Bless you's abounded, whilst Nell merely sniffed, shrugged, and said:

'By 'eck. That was a big 'un!' and smiled wryly in the knowledge that she would not now be remembered solely as 'the quiet one'.