Minor Arcana

Female Stories
These are stories I wrote specifically for those who like sneezing. If you like any of them and want to use them for anything, please ask my permission first and post a link to my page. Thank you.
Additionally, if there is a certian type or genre(scifi-fantasy, historical fiction, more romance, more adult situations, etc) of story you would like to see, please e-mail me and I'll write one ASAP! :)

My Nose Garden I have roses and rowses of noses and noses, And why they all growses I really can't guess. No lilies or roses, just cold-catching noses, And when they all blowses, it's really a mess. They runs and they glowses, these sneezity noses, They frips and they flowses, they blooms and they dies. But you can't bring noses to fine flower showses And really expect them to give you a prize. But each mornin' I goeses to watter with hoses These rowses of noses that I cannot sell, The red sniffly noses that cause all my woeses, Why even the crowses complain that they smell. Why noses, not roses? Well, nobody knowses. Why do you supposes they growses this thick? But since there's no roses come gather some roses- I guarentee each one's a good nose to pick. ~Shel Silverstein, Falling Up p86-7

Deck 1
NEW	Num	Title	Description	Author
	I.	The Inspiration	An unlikely result from a doctor seeing a patient	~tarotgal
	II.	The Squire	A knight's squire catches a cold while on a journey	~tarotgal
	III.	The Journal Entries	3 short, true experiences/sightings	~tarotgal
	IV.	The Messenger	A Messenger is attacked but is taken in by a mysterious man	~tarotgal
	V.	The Story of Lisa	Following Lisa for a day to find out what part sneezes play in her life and why they happen	anon
	VI.	The Train Trip	A couple sets out for a trip cross country and encounters an unexpected virus...	~tarotgal
	VII.	The Infected Educator	The story of Jim, the teacher, and the people he encounters	Darkman
	VIII.	The Shy Sneezer	A retelling of an observation of a shy young girl with cute, tiny sneezes	Oswald
	IX.	The Protective Agent	Part 1 of a story featuring Mulder and Scully from The X-files, in which Scully gets sick and Mulder, well, gets protective :-)	anon
	X.	The Substitute Sitter	Taking an unexpected babysiting job, Kirsten's in store for much more than dealing with a kid	Niceguy
	XI.	The Restaurant	Beautifully written story of a man whose night out to dinner isn't what it at first seems to be.	anon
	XII.	The Sequel to The Restaurant	At work, just when things seemed to have cooled off, someone just happens to pop up again...	anon
	XIII.	The Friendship	A strong friendship is pushed to the limits due to the influence of a simple cold	~tarotgal
	XIV.	The Presentation	A woman struggles against the urge to sneeze as she tries to give an important presentation	LRG

Deck 2
NEW	Num	Title	Description	Author
	I.	The Movie- Scream 3	Part of the third movie in the series and the thrilling turns it takes...	Michael
	II.	The Elevator	Going Down! Even something as commonplace as leaving work one day turns into more than one man had in mind	anon
	III.	Arron's Allergic Sister	A story about Arron's sister, and the length she will go to for her shyness	Gabrielle
	IV.	Wonderment	The short story of a man and his mysterious ways with a few girls...	anon
	V.	The Experiment	The short story of a woman who attempts to make herself sneeze...	anon
	VI.	The Camping Weekend	The perfectly planned weekend takes a turn for the worst for a pair of friends	anon
	VII.	The Park	The bike ride over to the park was lovely, but now all you want to do is find a comfortable bench and zone out by the lake...	anon
	VIII.	The Experiment	An original story of gigantic proportions	anon
	IX.	Kismet	A chance meeting that was meant to be	anon
	X.	Monday Morning	It starts out to be just another boring Monday morning... but we all know better by now	~tarotgal
	XI.	Voyager Fanfic	An alien being hatches a plot to overtake Voyager using pollen as their weakness...	Niceguy
	XII.	Shipmates	A sweet, capable woman named Fox and her caring shipmates	anon
	XIII.	Breakfast TV	The bloopers show isn't all that will have fun with a pretty anchor-woman's sneezing fit	Eternuer
	XIV.	A Tickle Decided by Destiny	A Destiny's Child fanfic, involving the group members in cold, damp England	Eternuer

Deck 3
NEW	Num	Title	Description	Author
	I.	Let Me Into There	A 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' fanfic staring Nell and her sneeze	Eternuer
	II.	House Call	Continuing the story of Cory and Lynn (a few sneezes from Cory, but mostly Lynn is sick and he takes very good care of her) :-)	VATERGrrl
	III.	Revelations	In which a secret is revealed (and both parties don't seem to be doing too well)	VATERGrrl