|My Nose Garden
I have roses and rowses of noses and noses,
And why they all growses I really can't guess.
No lilies or roses, just cold-catching noses,
And when they all blowses, it's really a mess.
They runs and they glowses, these sneezity noses,
They frips and they flowses, they blooms and they dies.
But you can't bring noses to fine flower showses
And really expect them to give you a prize.
But each mornin' I goeses to watter with hoses
These rowses of noses that I cannot sell,
The red sniffly noses that cause all my woeses,
Why even the crowses complain that they smell.
Why noses, not roses? Well, nobody knowses.
Why do you supposes they growses this thick?
But since there's no roses come gather some roses-
I guarentee each one's a good nose to pick.
~Shel Silverstein, Falling Up p86-7
|I.||The Inspiration||An unlikely result from a doctor seeing a patient||~tarotgal|
|II.||The Squire||A knight's squire catches a cold while on a journey||~tarotgal|
|III.||The Journal Entries||3 short, true experiences/sightings||~tarotgal|
|IV.||The Messenger||A Messenger is attacked but is taken in by a mysterious man||~tarotgal|
|V.||The Story of Lisa||Following Lisa for a day to find out what part sneezes play in her life and why they happen||anon|
|VI.||The Train Trip||A couple sets out for a trip cross country and encounters an unexpected virus...||~tarotgal|
|VII.||The Infected Educator||The story of Jim, the teacher, and the people he encounters||Darkman|
|VIII.||The Shy Sneezer||A retelling of an observation of a shy young girl with cute, tiny sneezes||Oswald|
|IX.||The Protective Agent||Part 1 of a story featuring Mulder and Scully from The X-files, in which Scully gets sick and Mulder, well, gets protective :-)||anon|
|X.||The Substitute Sitter||Taking an unexpected babysiting job, Kirsten's in store for much more than dealing with a kid||Niceguy|
|XI.||The Restaurant||Beautifully written story of a man whose night out to dinner isn't what it at first seems to be.||anon|
|XII.||The Sequel to The Restaurant||At work, just when things seemed to have cooled off, someone just happens to pop up again...||anon|
|XIII.||The Friendship||A strong friendship is pushed to the limits due to the influence of a simple cold||~tarotgal|
|XIV.||The Presentation||A woman struggles against the urge to sneeze as she tries to give an important presentation||LRG|
|I.||The Movie- Scream 3||Part of the third movie in the series and the thrilling turns it takes...||Michael|
|II.||The Elevator||Going Down! Even something as commonplace as leaving work one day turns into more than one man had in mind||anon|
|III.||Arron's Allergic Sister||A story about Arron's sister, and the length she will go to for her shyness||Gabrielle|
|IV.||Wonderment||The short story of a man and his mysterious ways with a few girls...||anon|
|V.||The Experiment||The short story of a woman who attempts to make herself sneeze...||anon|
|VI.||The Camping Weekend||The perfectly planned weekend takes a turn for the worst for a pair of friends||anon|
|VII.||The Park||The bike ride over to the park was lovely, but now all you want to do is find a comfortable bench and zone out by the lake...||anon|
|VIII.||The Experiment||An original story of gigantic proportions||anon|
|IX.||Kismet||A chance meeting that was meant to be||anon|
|X.||Monday Morning||It starts out to be just another boring Monday morning... but we all know better by now||~tarotgal|
|XI.||Voyager Fanfic||An alien being hatches a plot to overtake Voyager using pollen as their weakness...||Niceguy|
|XII.||Shipmates||A sweet, capable woman named Fox and her caring shipmates||anon|
|XIII.||Breakfast TV||The bloopers show isn't all that will have fun with a pretty anchor-woman's sneezing fit||Eternuer|
|XIV.||A Tickle Decided by Destiny||A Destiny's Child fanfic, involving the group members in cold, damp England||Eternuer|
|I.||Let Me Into There||A 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' fanfic staring Nell and her sneeze||Eternuer|
|II.||House Call||Continuing the story of Cory and Lynn (a few sneezes from Cory, but mostly Lynn is sick and he takes very good care of her) :-)||VATERGrrl|
|III.||Revelations||In which a secret is revealed (and both parties don't seem to be doing too well)||VATERGrrl|