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Female Stories

These are stories I wrote specifically for those who like sneezing. If you like any of them and want to use them for anything, please ask my permission first and post a link to my page. Thank you.
Additionally, if there is a certian type or genre(scifi-fantasy, historical fiction, more romance, more adult situations, etc) of story you would like to see, please e-mail me and I'll write one ASAP! :)

My Nose Garden
I have roses and rowses of noses and noses,
And why they all growses I really can't guess.
No lilies or roses, just cold-catching noses,
And when they all blowses, it's really a mess.

They runs and they glowses, these sneezity noses,
They frips and they flowses, they blooms and they dies.
But you can't bring noses to fine flower showses
And really expect them to give you a prize.

But each mornin' I goeses to watter with hoses
These rowses of noses that I cannot sell,
The red sniffly noses that cause all my woeses,
Why even the crowses complain that they smell.

Why noses, not roses? Well, nobody knowses.
Why do you supposes they growses this thick?
But since there's no roses come gather some roses-
I guarentee each one's a good nose to pick.
~Shel Silverstein, Falling Up p86-7

Deck 1
I.The InspirationAn unlikely result from a doctor seeing a patient~tarotgal
II.The SquireA knight's squire catches a cold while on a journey~tarotgal
III.The Journal Entries3 short, true experiences/sightings~tarotgal
IV.The MessengerA Messenger is attacked but is taken in by a mysterious man~tarotgal
V.The Story of LisaFollowing Lisa for a day to find out what part sneezes play in her life and why they happenanon
VI.The Train TripA couple sets out for a trip cross country and encounters an unexpected virus...~tarotgal
VII.The Infected EducatorThe story of Jim, the teacher, and the people he encountersDarkman
VIII.The Shy SneezerA retelling of an observation of a shy young girl with cute, tiny sneezesOswald
IX.The Protective AgentPart 1 of a story featuring Mulder and Scully from The X-files, in which Scully gets sick and Mulder, well, gets protective :-)anon
X.The Substitute SitterTaking an unexpected babysiting job, Kirsten's in store for much more than dealing with a kidNiceguy
XI.The RestaurantBeautifully written story of a man whose night out to dinner isn't what it at first seems to be.anon
XII.The Sequel to The RestaurantAt work, just when things seemed to have cooled off, someone just happens to pop up again...anon
XIII.The FriendshipA strong friendship is pushed to the limits due to the influence of a simple cold~tarotgal
XIV.The PresentationA woman struggles against the urge to sneeze as she tries to give an important presentationLRG

Deck 2
I.The Movie- Scream 3Part of the third movie in the series and the thrilling turns it takes...Michael
II.The ElevatorGoing Down! Even something as commonplace as leaving work one day turns into more than one man had in mindanon
III.Arron's Allergic SisterA story about Arron's sister, and the length she will go to for her shynessGabrielle
IV.WondermentThe short story of a man and his mysterious ways with a few girls...anon
V.The ExperimentThe short story of a woman who attempts to make herself sneeze...anon
VI.The Camping WeekendThe perfectly planned weekend takes a turn for the worst for a pair of friendsanon
VII.The ParkThe bike ride over to the park was lovely, but now all you want to do is find a comfortable bench and zone out by the lake...anon
VIII.The ExperimentAn original story of gigantic proportionsanon
IX.KismetA chance meeting that was meant to beanon
X.Monday MorningIt starts out to be just another boring Monday morning... but we all know better by now~tarotgal
XI.Voyager FanficAn alien being hatches a plot to overtake Voyager using pollen as their weakness...Niceguy
XII.ShipmatesA sweet, capable woman named Fox and her caring shipmatesanon
XIII.Breakfast TVThe bloopers show isn't all that will have fun with a pretty anchor-woman's sneezing fitEternuer
XIV.A Tickle Decided by DestinyA Destiny's Child fanfic, involving the group members in cold, damp EnglandEternuer

Deck 3
I.Let Me Into ThereA 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' fanfic staring Nell and her sneezeEternuer
newII.House CallContinuing the story of Cory and Lynn (a few sneezes from Cory, but mostly Lynn is sick and he takes very good care of her) :-)VATERGrrl
newIII.RevelationsIn which a secret is revealed (and both parties don't seem to be doing too well) VATERGrrl

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