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I wrote these stories(except for the maked ones that have been written by others) specifically for those who like sneezing. If you like any of them and want to use them for anything, please ask my permission first and post a link to my page. Thank you.
Additionally, if there is a certian type or genre(scifi-fantasy, historical fiction, more romance, more/less adult situations, etc) of story you would like to see, please e-mail me and I'll write one ASAP! :)

Bad Cold
This cold is too much for my shirt sleeve.
Go get me a Kleenex- and fast.
I sniffle I wheeze
And I'm ready to sneeze
And I don't knw how long I can last...

Atchh- it's too wet for a Kleenex,
So bring me a hankerchief, quick.
It's- atchoo- no joke,
Now the hankerchief's soaked.
Hey, a dish towel just might do the trick.

Atchoo- it's too much for a bath towel.
There never has been such a cold.
I'll be better off
With that big table cloth
No- bring me the flag off the pole.

Atchoo- bring the clothes from the closet.
Atchaa- get the sheets from the bed,
The drapes off the window,
The rugs off the floor
To soak up this cold in my head.

Atchoo- hurry down to the circus
And ask if they'll lend you a tent.
You say they said yes?
Here is come- Lord be blessed-
Here it is- Ah-kachoooo -there it went.
~Shel Silverstein, Falling Up p61

Deck 1
I.The HoneymoonWhat happens to a couple to bring them closer the night of their Honeymoon...~tarotgal
II.The KnightA knight and company start on a journey they may not get to finish~tarotgal
III.The BookstoreThe guy behind the couter's got a cold, but who is he really?~tarotgal
IV.The Infected EducatorA really great story about a teacher who gets sick but doesn't let that stop himDarkman
V.The Secret AgentAgent 007 catches a cold... but it's Michael who feels the worst of it as he comes home to his wifeKaren
VI.The Train TripA couple sets off cross country but encounters an unexpected virus...~tarotgal
VII.The LibraryA true account of one glorious moment in the libraryanon
VIII.The CrushA true account of an attractive guy's wonderful sneezesanon
IX.The EncounterA young girlfriend and boyfriend share a few moments as he comes down with a horrible coldanon
X.The PracticeA fanfic story of the television show "The Practice" which revolves around Bobby and RebeccaDawn
XI.The Job InterviewAn AMAZING story about a woman who just can't help but notice a poor guy with terrible allergiesanon
XII.The FriendshipA strong friendship is pushed to the limits due to the influence of a simple cold~tarotgal
XIII.The Study DateA cold catches two friends off guard one hot, summer afternoonanon
XIV.The Plane TripA marvelous story of two lovebirds and their trip to Italy who encounters trouble in the most romantically, perfect wayComet

Deck 2
I.StandStillA small plan is hatched and carried out to actionanon
II.The Ski TripA man and a woman who get to know each other a little better during a ski tripanon
III.Timing is NothingA Story about a Scottish man with a "cold," and his dealings with his girlfriend~tarotgal
IV.Snow DaysThe field trip started out fine, but for Jeff and his friend Kris it had an unexpected twistanon
V.The Not So Avererage Day of High SchoolWith the morning already off to a bad start, poor Jeff suffers from allergy attack to allergy attack, not escaping the notice of Jennifer...anon
VI.The Grocery StoreA couple takes a much-needed outing to the grocery store, but Jack gets a bit more than a case of denialanon
VII.Just an Ordinary DaySam's sneezes are one of a kind, and noticed by everyone... but a bit moreso by his coworker, Kellyanon
VIII.A Christmas StoryChris and Sarah are reunited for the holidays, but poor Chris becomes a victim of the dreaded winter cold...anon
IX.A Sneeze Between FriendsSpending a night together in a hotel after a gig makes two friends realize a few things they hadn't counted onWolfie
X.When I Met HimThe romantic meeting which would turn into so much moreanon
XI.The Perfect NightSecrets are told and hearts are poured out in this sweet storyanon
XII.A Brush with KindnessPoor Cory... *G*VATERGrrl
XIII.LoveA camping trip gone quite wrong for one couple~tarotgal
XIV.LuckSequel to Love, in which the couple takes a trip to the amusement park~tarotgal

Deck 3
I.The Val StoryVal Kilmer fakes a cold to cover himselfComet
II.Charm and SweetnessA nervous recruitee, and a recruiter with a cold~tarotgal
III.Bonding Through His Pathetic DisplayEd Roland and Piper do some quality joking, teasing, and bondingPiper
IV.InsightA Phantom of the Opera Fanfic, set a few years after the original book & musical~tarotgal
III.Lynn's VisitA wonderful sequel to 'A Brush with Kindness' with the continuing story of poor CoryVATERGrrl
IV.Getting CloserThe third of the series with Cory and Lynn... wherein Lynn seems to have gotten a little too close to CoryVATERGrrl
V.StanAn interesting albeit one-sided e-mail convo between Stan and SlimEternuer
newVI.House CallContinuing the story of Cory and Lynn (a few sneezes from Cory, but mostly Lynn is sick and he takes very good care of her) :-)VATERGrrl
newVII.RevelationsIn which a secret is revealed (and both parties don't seem to be doing too well)VATERGrrl

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