Tarot-Male Sounds

Minor Arcana

Male Sounds
These are wav files compiled from generous donations, recorded from tv/movies, or found elsewhere on the internet.

Bad Cold
This cold is too much for my shirt sleeve.
Go get me a Kleenex- and fast.
I sniffle I wheeze
And I'm ready to sneeze
And I don't knw how long I can last...

Atchh- it's too wet for a Kleenex,
So bring me a hankerchief, quick.
It's- atchoo- no joke,
Now the hankerchief's soaked.
Hey, a dish towel just might do the trick.

Atchoo- it's too much for a bath towel.
There never has been such a cold.
I'll be better off
With that big table cloth
No- bring me the flag off the pole.

Atchoo- bring the clothes from the closet.
Atchaa- get the sheets from the bed,
The drapes off the window,
The rugs off the floor
To soak up this cold in my head.

Atchoo- hurry down to the circus
And ask if they'll lend you a tent.
You say they said yes?
Here is come- Lord be blessed-
Here it is- Ah-kachoooo -there it went.
~Shel Silverstein, Falling Up p61

Deck 1
NEW	Num	Title	Description	Author
	I.	The Big Release Sneeze
	II.	The Allergy Sneeze	From the former Claritin Sneeze Page. Can still be found on the Korean mirror site, The Sneeze Page
	III.	The Half Explosive Sneeze
	IV.	The Loud Sneeze
	V.	The Almost Echoing Sneeze
	VI.	The Stifled Sneeze	From the former Claritin Sneeze Page. Can still be found on the Korean mirror site, The Sneeze Page
	VII.	The Wet Sneeze	From the former Claritin Sneeze Page. Can still be found on the Korean mirror site, The Sneeze Page
	VIII.	The Nasal Sneeze	From the former Claritin Sneeze Page. Can still be found on the Korean mirror site, The Sneeze Page
	IX.	The Typical Sneeze
	X.	The {Other} Loud Sneeze	from Manequin
	XI.	The Wonderful Two Sneezes	I just don't know how else to describe them
	XII.	The Almost-Coughed Sneeze	From the personal web page of a guy in Germany
	XIII.	The Confined Sneeze

Deck 2
NEW	Num	Title	Description	Author
	I.	The Cartoonish Sneeze 1	from a PBS Vaudeville Special
	II.	The Cartoonish Sneeze 2	from a PBS Vaudeville Special
	III.	The Cartoonish Sneeze 3	from a PBS Vaudeville Special
	IV.	The Cartoonish Sneeze 4	from a PBS Vaudeville Special
	V.	The Exaggerated Sneeze	from Batman:the animated series	recorded by tarotgal
	VI.	The Shorter Exaggerated Sneeze	from Batman:the animated series	recorded by tarotgal
	VII.	The Short but Powerful Sneeze	wonderful Kit from Highlander:the series, the best show in the world	recorded by tarotgal
	VIII.	The Powerful, Built-up Sneeze	wonderful Kit from Highlander:the series, the best show in the world	recorded by tarotgal
	IX.	The Other Powerful, Short Sneeze	wonderful Kit from Highlander:the series, the best show in the world	recorded by tarotgal
	X.	The Explosive Allergy Sneeze	Chris from Northern Exposure	recorded by tarotgal
	XI.	The Explosive Comedical Sneeze	from Rosanne.	recorded by tarotgal
	XII.	The Other Explosive Comedical Sneeze	from Rosanne.	recorded by tarotgal
	XIII.	The Built-up, Wet Comedical Sneeze	from Rosanne.	recorded by tarotgal
	XIV.	The Echoing Sneeze	from a pharmacy commercial. (DON'T HAVE)	recorded by tarotgal

Deck 3
NEW	Num	Title	Description	Author
	I.	The Very Strong Sneeze	Worf from Star Trek: TNG.	recorded by tarotgal
	II.	The Other Very Strong Sneeze	Worf from Star Trek: TNG. (NEEDS TO BE RERECORDED)	recorded by tarotgal
	III.	The Echoing Strong Sneeze	Worf from Star Trek: TNG.	recorded by tarotgal
	IV.	The Strong Beginning Sneeze
	V.	The Two Very Echoing Sneezes	with nose blowing afterwards. From an internet page on allergy medication
	VI.	The Very Fake Build-up Sneeze
	VII.	The Two Quick Sneezes	from The Three Stooges
	VIII.	The High-pitched Sneeze
	IX.	The Very Built-up Sneeze
	X.	The Strongly Built, Alomst Exaggerated Sneeze
	XI.	The SLight, Echoing Sneeze
	XII.	The Forceful Praying Sneeze
	XIII.	The Deep Big Beginning Sneeze	(DON'T HAVE)
	XIV.	The Deep, Airy Sneeze	(DON'T HAVE)

Deck 4
NEW	Num	Title	Description	Author
	I.	The Quick Sneeze	With talking
	II.	The Loud Sneeze	with warning
	III.	The Five Nice Sneezes	I'm note sure how to describe them but I like them
	IV.	The Warned-About Sneeze	Salem from "Sabrina:the Teenage Witch"	recorded by tarotgal
	VI.	The Commercial Sneeze
	VII.	The Two Short, Wet Sneezes		Steeve
	VIII.	The Superman Sneeze	Very Big.
	XI.	The Professor's Sneezes		Prof S
	XII.	The Short, Light Sneeze
	XIII.	The Thrilling, Sprayed Sneeze
	XIV.	The Shorter, Sprayed Sneeze

Deck 5
NEW	Num	Title	Description	Author
	I.	The Masculine, Pronounced Sneeze
	II.	The Three Deep, Pronounced Sneezes
	III.	The Three Great, Short Sneezes
	IV.	The Deep Sneeze, Release Only
	V.	The Two, Almost-Coughed Sneezes
	VI.	The Wonderful Sneeze		LRG
	VII.	The Other Wonderful Sneeze		LRG
	VIII.	The Built-Up Wonderful Sneeze		LRG
	IX.	The Strong, Nice Sneeze
	X.	Jeff's Allergy Attack		Jeff
	XI.	The Hayfever Explaination	Arthur, from "The Tick"
	XII.	The Strong Sneeze
	XIII.	The Short, Wetter Sneeze
	XIV.	The Short, Covered-Up Sneeze

Deck 6
NEW	Num	Title	Description	Author
	I.	The Very Strong Sneeze	Recorded using a small hand-held recorder in class
	II.	The Other Very Stong Sneeze	Recorded using a small hand-held recorder in class. The guy bangs his desk after sneezing, in frustration
	III.	The Softer Sneeze	Recorded using a small hand-held recorder in class
	IV.	The Cold Commercial	A dimetapp cold commercial. The second, short sneeze is male.?
	V.	The Short, Airy Sneeze		Rob
	VI.	The Two, Silently-Building Sneezes		Rob
	VII.	The Other Two, Silently-Building Sneezes		Rob
	VIII.	The Short, Hard to Hear Sneezes	Recorded from the other room while listening to music(ie, the title)
	IX.	The Wet-Sounding Sneezing Fit	:-)
	X.	The Allergic Reaction, Part 2a The Allergic Reaction, Part 2b
	XI.	The Five Well-Timed Sneezes
	XII.	The Four Well-Timed Sneezes
	XIII.	The Stuffy Sneeze
	XIV.	The Boyscout Sneeze

Deck 7
NEW	Num	Title	Description	Author
	I.	Brian's Sneeze 1		Brian
	II.	Brian's Sneeze 2		Brian
	III.	Brian's Sneeze 3		Brian
	IV.	Brian's Stifled Sneeze 4		Brian
	V.	Brian's Sneeze 5		Brian
	VI.	Brian's Sneeze 6		Brian
	VII.	Brian's Stifled Sneezes 7		Brian
	VIII.	Brian's Sneezes 8		Brian
	IX.	Another Classroom Sneeze	Recorded using a small hand-held recorder in class
	X.	Yet Another Classroom Sneeze	Recorded using a small hand-held recorder in class
	XI.	Jay's Wonderful Sneeze 1		Jay
	XII.	Jay's Wonderful Sneezes 2		Jay
	XIII.	Jay's Wonderful, Deep Sneezes 3		Jay
	XIV.	Jay's Wonderful LOUD Sneezes 4		Jay

Deck 8
NEW	Num	Title	Description	Author
	I.	Jay's WONDERFUL Sneezing Attack 1	Bless you!	Jay
	II.	Jay's WONDERFUL Sneezing Attack 2	and some more :-)	Jay
	III.	The Kinda Quiet Sneeze
	IV.	The Math Sneeze	Recorded on a hand-held recorder during math class
	V.	Steve's Classroom Sneeze	Recorded using a small hand-held recorder in class
	VI.	The Rather Broken-Up Sneeze
	VII.	The Fast, Nice Sneeze	ok, ok, I numbered wrong AGAIN sorry
	VIII.	The Odd Sneeze	from a sound effects page
	IX.	The Strong, Built-Up Sneeze	from a sound effects page
	X.	The Nicely Released Double Sneeze	from a sound effects page
	XI.	The Strong-Release Sneeze
	XII.	The Soft, Light Sneezes	Shawn's the boyfriend of the donator of this wav	Shawn
	XIII.	The Breathy, Strong Sneeze
	XIV.	The Cold Season	from a sound effects page, both male and female sneezing

Deck 9
NEW	Num	Title	Description	Author
	I.	The Lonely Guy 1	Steve Martin movie, recorded by Steve	Steve Martin
	II.	The Lonely Guy 2	Steve Martin movie, recorded by Steve	Steve Martin
	III.	The Rough Sneezes 1	(DON'T HAVE)
	IV.	The Rough Sneezes 2	(DON'T HAVE)
	V.	The Long Sneeze	(DON'T HAVE)
	VI.	The Many Sneezes	(DON'T HAVE)
	VII.	Matt's Multiples 1		Matt
	VIII.	Matt's Multiples 2		Matt
	IX.	Matt's Multiples 3		Matt
	X.	Jim's Sneezes		Jim
	XI.	More of Ashes Sneezes 1		Ashes
	XII.	More of Ashes Sneezes 2		Ashes
	XIII.	More of Ashes Sneezes 3	Large File!	Ashes
	XIV.	More of Ashes Sneezes 4	Large File!	Ashes

Deck 10
NEW	Num	Title	Description	Author
	I.	More of Ashes Sneezes 5 part 1 More of Ashes Sneezes 5 part 2		Ashes
	II.	The Three Light Sneezes	(DON'T HAVE)
	VI.	The Slow, Strong Sneeze	(DON'T HAVE)
	VII.	The Induced/Fake Sneezes	Kramer and Mickey from Seinfeld (DON'T HAVE)
	VIII.	The Interview Sneeze	Ricky Martin in a VHI Fanatic episode (DON'T HAVE)	Ricky Martin
	IX.	The Cartoon Sneezes 1	from an episode of Darkwing Duck	recorded by tarotgal
	X.	The Cartoon Sneezes 2	from an episode of Darkwing Duck	recorded by tarotgal
	XI.	The Cool Sneezes 1	Fonzie in an episode of Happy Days	Henri Winkler, recorded by tarotgal
	XII.	The Cool Sneezes 2	Fonzie in an episode of Happy Days	Henry Winkler, recorded by tarotgal
	XIII.	The Experimental Sneezes 1	the holigraphic doctor in an episode of ST:Voyager	recorded by tarotgal
	XIV.	The Experimental Sneezes 2	the holigraphic doctor in an episode of ST:Voyager	recorded by tarotgal

Deck 11
NEW	Num	Title	Description	Author
	I.	The Breathy Sneeze	(DON'T HAVE)
	II.	The Pronounced Sneeze	from a sound effects page
	III.	The Built but Quick Sneeze	from a sound effects page
	V.	The Attack	9 Sneezes!	Prof S
	VI.	Two more Wonderful Sneezes		LRG
	VII.	The Big Fit	(DON'T HAVE)	Professor S
	IX.	The Large, Deep Sneeze
	X.	The Two Strong Sneezes		Christian
	XI.	The Deep, Wet Sneezes	Large series of wet sneezes and sniffs
	XII.	The Deep Sneezes		Rob
	XIII.	The Powerful Sneeze	From an online sounds gallery- must have an mp3 player
	XIV.	The Shorter Powerful Sneeze	From an online sounds gallery- must have an mp3 player

Deck 12
NEW	Num	Title	Description	Author
	XIV.	The Deeper Powerful Sneeze	From an online sounds gallery- must have an mp3 player
	II.	The Fought-off Sneeze	with talking!	JasperJ
	III.	The Loud, Building Sneezes	also with talking!	JasperJ
	IV.	The Tickling Sneezes	situational with talking!	George
	V.	The Contageous Sneezes	situational(cold) and also talking!	George
	VI.	The Coffee House Sneeze	'Gunther' on Friends sneezes from a cold	recorded by tarotgal
	VII.	The Fake Sneeze	'Dick' on Third Rock from the Sun fakes a sneeze	John Lithgow, recorded by tarotgal
	VIII.	The 'God Bless You' Talk 1	Jerry and George speak about 'God Bless You's and women sneezing (no male sneezing, just talk that I find cute)	recorded by tarotgal
	IX.	The 'God Bless You' Talk 2	Jerry sneezes as Elaine and George and then Jerry discuss more 'God Bless You' implications	recorded by tarotgal
	X.	The 'You're Sooo Good Lookin!' Sneeze	Elaine tries the new line to an angry man who sneezes over the phone	recorded by tarotgal
	XI.	The Hayfever Sneeze 1	from Waking Ned Devine, excuses himself and explains	recorded by tarotgal
	XII.	The Hayfever Sneeze 2	from Waking Ned Devine	recorded by tarotgal
	XIII.	The Hayfever Sneeze 3	from Waking Ned Devine	recorded by tarotgal
	XIV.	The Hayfever Sneeze 4	from Waking Ned Devine, the town talking about the sneezing. No sneezing, just talk.	recorded by tarotgal

Deck 13
NEW	Num	Title	Description	Author
	I.	The Hayfever Sneeze 5	from Waking Ned Devine	recorded by tarotgal
	II.	The Hayfever Sneeze 6	from Waking Ned Devine	recorded by tarotgal
	III.	The Couples' Sneezes	from Couples (sitcom) One male sneeze, one female. Long tallk... about colds... in stuffy voices	recorded by tarotgal
	IV.	The Discovered Sneeze	from a Discovery site on sneezing
	V.	The Possible Sneeze	from the internet, labelled as sneezing, I've always thought differently, but here we are anyway	Jackie Chan
	VI.	The Strong, Familiar Sneeze
	VII.	The Slow, Strong Sneezes
	VIII.	The Mr.Man Sneeze	Comical sneeze
	IX.	The Odd Sneeze	from the internet
	X.	The Very Fast Sneeze	from internet
	XI.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 1		Hypnos
	XII.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 2		Hypnos
	XIII.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 3		Hypnos
	XIV.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 4		Hypnos

Deck 14
NEW	Num	Title	Description	Author
	I.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 5		Hypnos
	II.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 6		Hypnos
	III.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 7		Hypnos
	IV.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 8		Hypnos
	V.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 9		Hypnos
	VI.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 10		Hypnos
	VIII.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 12		Hypnos
	IX.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 13		Hypnos
	X.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 14		Hypnos
	XI.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 15		Hypnos
	XII.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 16		Hypnos
	XIII.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 17		Hypnos
	XIV.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 18		Hypnos

Deck 15
NEW	Num	Title	Description	Author
	I.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 19		Hypnos
	II.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 20		Hypnos
	III.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 21		Hypnos
	IV.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 22		Hypnos
	V.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 23		Hypnos
	VI.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 24		Hypnos
	VII.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 25		Hypnos
	VIII.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 26	mmmm G	Hypnos
	IX.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 27	too yummy!!	Hypnos
	X.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 28	finding the right spot...	Hypnos
	XI.	The Hypnotic Sneezes 29	lots!	Hypnos
	XII.	The Eight Sneezes		Dominic
	XIII.
	XIV.