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Male Sounds

These are wav files compiled from generous donations, recorded from tv/movies, or found elsewhere on the internet.



Bad Cold
This cold is too much for my shirt sleeve.
Go get me a Kleenex- and fast.
I sniffle I wheeze
And I'm ready to sneeze
And I don't knw how long I can last...

Atchh- it's too wet for a Kleenex,
So bring me a hankerchief, quick.
It's- atchoo- no joke,
Now the hankerchief's soaked.
Hey, a dish towel just might do the trick.

Atchoo- it's too much for a bath towel.
There never has been such a cold.
I'll be better off
With that big table cloth
No- bring me the flag off the pole.

Atchoo- bring the clothes from the closet.
Atchaa- get the sheets from the bed,
The drapes off the window,
The rugs off the floor
To soak up this cold in my head.

Atchoo- hurry down to the circus
And ask if they'll lend you a tent.
You say they said yes?
Here is come- Lord be blessed-
Here it is- Ah-kachoooo -there it went.
~Shel Silverstein, Falling Up p61

Deck 1
NEWNumTitleWarningDescriptionAuthor
I.The Big Release Sneeze    
II.The Allergy Sneeze From the former Claritin Sneeze Page. Can still be found on the Korean mirror site, The Sneeze Page 
III.The Half Explosive Sneeze   
IV.The Loud Sneeze   
V.The Almost Echoing Sneeze   
VI.The Stifled Sneeze From the former Claritin Sneeze Page. Can still be found on the Korean mirror site, The Sneeze Page 
VII.The Wet Sneeze From the former Claritin Sneeze Page. Can still be found on the Korean mirror site, The Sneeze Page  
VIII.The Nasal Sneeze  From the former Claritin Sneeze Page. Can still be found on the Korean mirror site, The Sneeze Page 
IX.The Typical Sneeze   
X.The {Other} Loud Sneeze  from Manequin 
XI.The Wonderful Two Sneezes I just don't know how else to describe them 
XII.The Almost-Coughed Sneeze From the personal web page of a guy in Germany 
XIII.The Allergic ReactionPG13 ashes
XIV.The Confined Sneeze    




Deck 2
NEWNumTitleWarningDescriptionAuthor
I.The Cartoonish Sneeze 1 from a PBS Vaudeville Special  
II.The Cartoonish Sneeze 2 from a PBS Vaudeville Special  
III.The Cartoonish Sneeze 3 from a PBS Vaudeville Special  
IV.The Cartoonish Sneeze 4 from a PBS Vaudeville Special   
V.The Exaggerated Sneeze from Batman:the animated series.  recorded by tarotgal
VI.The Shorter Exaggerated Sneeze from Batman:the animated series  recorded by tarotgal
VII.The Short but Powerful Sneeze wonderful Kit from Highlander:the series, the best show in the world recorded by tarotgal
VIII.The Powerful, Built-up Sneeze wonderful Kit from Highlander:the series, the best show in the world recorded by tarotgal
IX.The Other Powerful, Short Sneeze wonderful Kit from Highlander:the series, the best show in the worldrecorded by tarotgal
X.The Explosive Allergy Sneeze Chris from Northern Exposurerecorded by tarotgal
XI.The Explosive Comedical Sneeze  from Rosanne.recorded by tarotgal
XII.The Other Explosive Comedical Sneeze  from Rosanne.recorded by tarotgal
XIII.The Built-up, Wet Comedical Sneeze  from Rosanne.recorded by tarotgal
XIV.The Echoing Sneeze from a pharmacy commercial.  (DON'T HAVE) recorded by tarotgal




Deck 3
NEWNumTitleWarningDescriptionAuthor
I.The Very Strong Sneeze Worf from Star Trek: TNG.recorded by tarotgal
II.The Other Very Strong SneezeWorf from Star Trek: TNG.  (NEEDS TO BE RERECORDED) recorded by tarotgal
III.The Echoing Strong Sneeze Worf from Star Trek: TNG.recorded by tarotgal
IV.The Strong Beginning Sneeze  
V.The Two Very Echoing Sneezeswith nose blowing afterwards. From an internet page on allergy medication  
VI.The Very Fake Build-up Sneeze  
VII.The Two Quick Sneezesfrom The Three Stooges  
VIII.The High-pitched Sneeze  
IX.The Very Built-up Sneeze  
X.The Strongly Built, Alomst Exaggerated Sneeze  
XI.The Slight, Echoing Sneeze  
XII.The Forceful Praying Sneeze  
XIII.The Deep Big Beginning Sneeze (DON'T HAVE)  
XIV.The Deep, Airy Sneeze (DON'T HAVE)  




Deck 4
NEWNumTitleWarningDescriptionAuthor
I.The Quick Sneeze With talking  
II.The Loud Sneeze with warning  
III.The Five Nice Sneezes I'm note sure how to describe them but I like them   
IV.The Warned-About Sneeze Salem from "Sabrina:the Teenage Witch"recorded by tarotgal
VI.The Commercial Sneeze   
VII.The Two Short, Wet Sneezes    Steeve
VIII.The Superman Sneeze  Very Big.   
XI.The Professor's Sneezes   Prof S
XII.The Short, Light Sneeze   
XIII.The Thrilling, Sprayed Sneeze    
XIV.The Shorter, Sprayed Sneeze    



Deck 5
NEWNumTitleWarningDescriptionAuthor
I.The Masculine, Pronounced Sneeze   
II.The Three Deep, Pronounced Sneezes   
III.The Three Great, Short Sneezes  
IV.The Deep Sneeze, Release Only  
V.The Two, Almost-Coughed Sneezes   
VI.The Wonderful Sneeze  LRG
VII.The Other Wonderful Sneeze  LRG
VIII.The Built-Up Wonderful Sneeze LRG
IX.The Strong, Nice Sneeze  
X.Jeff's Allergy Attack Jeff
XI.The Hayfever ExplainationArthur, from "The Tick" 
XII.The Strong Sneeze  
XIII.The Short, Wetter Sneeze  
XIV.The Short, Covered-Up Sneeze  




Deck 6
NEWNumTitleWarningDescriptionAuthor
I.The Very Strong Sneeze Recorded using a small hand-held recorder in class 
II.The Other Very Stong Sneeze Recorded using a small hand-held recorder in class. The guy bangs his desk after sneezing, in frustration 
III.The Softer Sneeze Recorded using a small hand-held recorder in class 
IV.The Cold Commercial A dimetapp cold commercial. The second, short sneeze is male. ?  
V.The Short, Airy Sneeze   Rob
VI.The Two, Silently-Building Sneezes  Rob
VII.The Other Two, Silently-Building Sneezes  Rob
VIII.The Short, Hard to Hear Sneezes Recorded from the other room while listening to music(ie, the title) 
IX.The Wet-Sounding Sneezing Fit :-) 
X.The Allergic Reaction, Part 2a
The Allergic Reaction, Part 2b		   
XI.The Five Well-Timed Sneezes   
XII.The Four Well-Timed Sneezes   
XIII.The Stuffy Sneeze   
XIV.The Boyscout Sneeze   




Deck 7
NEWNumTitleWarningDescriptionAuthor
I.Brian's Sneeze 1  Brian
II.Brian's Sneeze 2   Brian
III.Brian's Sneeze 3  Brian
IV.Brian's Stifled Sneeze 4  Brian
V.Brian's Sneeze 5   Brian
VI.Brian's Sneeze 6  Brian
VII.Brian's Stifled Sneezes 7   Brian
VIII.Brian's Sneezes 8  Brian
IX.Another Classroom Sneeze Recorded using a small hand-held recorder in class 
X.Yet Another Classroom Sneeze  Recorded using a small hand-held recorder in class 
XI.Jay's Wonderful Sneeze 1   Jay
XII.Jay's Wonderful Sneezes 2  Jay
XIII.Jay's Wonderful, Deep Sneezes 3   Jay
XIV.Jay's Wonderful LOUD Sneezes 4   Jay




Deck 8
NEWNumTitleWarningDescriptionAuthor
I.Jay's WONDERFUL Sneezing Attack 1 Bless you!Jay
II.Jay's WONDERFUL Sneezing Attack 2 and some more :-)Jay
III.The Kinda Quiet Sneeze    
IV.The Math Sneeze Recorded on a hand-held recorder during math class 
V.Steve's Classroom Sneeze Recorded using a small hand-held recorder in class 
VI.The Rather Broken-Up Sneeze    
VII.The Fast, Nice Sneeze ok, ok, I numbered wrong AGAIN sorry 
VIII.The Odd Sneeze from a sound effects page 
IX.The Strong, Built-Up Sneeze from a sound effects page 
X.The Nicely Released Double Sneeze from a sound effects page 
XI.The Strong-Release Sneeze    
XII.The Soft, Light Sneezes Shawn's the boyfriend of the donator of this wavShawn
XIII.The Breathy, Strong Sneeze    
XIV.The Cold Season from a sound effects page, both male and female sneezing 




Deck 9
NEWNumTitleWarningDescriptionAuthor
I.The Lonely Guy 1 Steve Martin movie, recorded by SteveSteve Martin
II.The Lonely Guy 2 Steve Martin movie, recorded by SteveSteve Martin
III.The Rough Sneezes 1 (DON'T HAVE)  
IV.The Rough Sneezes 2 (DON'T HAVE)  
V.The Long Sneeze (DON'T HAVE)  
VI.The Many Sneezes (DON'T HAVE)  
VII.Matt's Multiples 1   Matt
VIII.Matt's Multiples 2   Matt
IX.Matt's Multiples 3   Matt
X.Jim's Sneezes   Jim
XI.More of Ashes Sneezes 1   Ashes
XII.More of Ashes Sneezes 2   Ashes
XIII.More of Ashes Sneezes 3 Large File! Ashes
XIV.More of Ashes Sneezes 4  Large File!Ashes




Deck 10
NEWNumTitleWarningDescriptionAuthor
I.More of Ashes Sneezes 5 part 1
More of Ashes Sneezes 5 part 2   		   Ashes
II.The Three Light Sneeze (DON'T HAVE)  
VI.The Slow, Strong Sneeze (DON'T HAVE)  
VII.The Induced/Fake Sneezes        Kramer and Mickey from Seinfeld (DON'T HAVE) 
VIII.The Interview Sneeze Ricky Martin in a VHI Fanatic episode (DON'T HAVE) Ricky Martin
IX.The Cartoon Sneezes 1 from an episode of Darkwing Duckrecorded by tarotgal
X.The Cartoon Sneezes 2 from an episode of Darkwing Duckrecorded by tarotgal
XI.The Cool Sneezes 1 Fonzie in an episode of Happy DaysHenri Winkler, recorded by tarotgal
XII.The Cool Sneezes 2 Fonzie in an episode of Happy DaysHenry Winkler, recorded by tarotgal
XIII.The Experimental Sneezes 1       the holigraphic doctor in an episode of ST:Voyagerrecorded by tarotgal
XIV.The Experimental Sneezes 2 the holigraphic doctor in an episode of ST:Voyagerrecorded by tarotgal




Deck 11
NEWNumTitleWarningDescriptionAuthor
I.The Breathy Sneeze (DON'T HAVE)  
II.The Kinky Sneezes
*Part 1 * Part 2*		18+Watch out, it's a killer!Ashes
III.The Pronounced Sneeze from a sound effects page 
IV.The Built but Quick Sneeze from a sound effects page 
VI.The Attack 9 Sneezes!Prof S
VII.Two more Wonderful Sneezes   LRG
VIII.The Big Fit (DON'T HAVE) Professor S
IX.The Large, Deep Sneeze    
X.The Two Strong Sneezes   Christian
XI.The Deep, Wet Sneezes Large series of wet sneezes and sniffs 
XII.The Deep Sneezes   Rob
XIII.The Powerful Sneeze From an online sounds gallery- must have an mp3 player 
XIV.The Shorter Powerful Sneeze From an online sounds gallery- must have an mp3 player 



Deck 12
NEWNumTitleWarningDescriptionAuthor
I.The Deeper Powerful Sneeze From an online sounds gallery- must have an mp3 player 
II.The Fought-off Sneeze with talking! JasperJ
III.The Loud, Building Sneezes also with talking! JasperJ
IV.The Tickling Sneezes situational with talking!George
V. The Contageous Sneezes   situational(cold) and also talking! George
VI. The Coffee House Sneeze   'Gunther' on Friends sneezes from a cold recorded by tarotgal
VII. The Fake Sneeze   'Dick' on Third Rock from the Sun fakes a sneeze John Lithgow, recorded by tarotgal
VIII. The 'God Bless You' Talk 1   Jerry and George speak about 'God Bless You's and women sneezing (no male sneezing, just talk that I find cute) recorded by tarotgal
IX. The 'God Bless You' Talk 2   Jerry sneezes as Elaine and George and then Jerry discuss more 'God Bless You' implications recorded by tarotgal
X. The 'You're Sooo Good Lookin!' Sneeze   Elaine tries the new line to an angry man who sneezes over the phone recorded by tarotgal
XI. The Hayfever Sneeze 1   from Waking Ned Devine, excuses himself and explains recorded by tarotgal
XII. The Hayfever Sneeze 2   from Waking Ned Devine recorded by tarotgal
XIII. The Hayfever Sneeze 3   from Waking Ned Devine recorded by tarotgal
XIV.The Hayfever Sneeze 4 from Waking Ned Devine, the town talking about the sneezing. No sneezing, just talk.recorded by tarotgal



Deck 13
NEWNumTitleWarningDescriptionAuthor
I.The Hayfever Sneeze 5 from Waking Ned Devinerecorded by tarotgal
II.The Hayfever Sneeze 6 from Waking Ned Devinerecorded by tarotgal
III. The Couples' Sneezes from Couples (sitcom) One male sneeze, one female. Long tallk... about colds... in stuffy voicesrecorded by tarotgal
IV.The Discovered Sneeze from a Discovery site on sneezing 
V.The Possible Sneeze from the internet, labelled as sneezing, I've always thought differently, but here we are anywayJackie Chan
VI.The Strong, Familiar Sneeze    
VII.The Slow, Strong Sneezes    
VIII.The Mr.Man Sneeze Comical Sneeze 
IX.The Odd Sneeze from the internet 
X.The Very Fast Sneeze from the internet 
XI.The Hypnotic Sneezes 1   Hypnos
XII.The Hypnotic Sneezes 2   Hypnos
XIII.The Hypnotic Sneezes 3   Hypnos
XIV.The Hypnotic Sneezes 4   Hypnos



Deck 14
NEWNumTitleWarningDescriptionAuthor
I.The Hypnotic Sneezes 5   Hypnos
II.The Hypnotic Sneezes 6   Hypnos
III.The Hypnotic Sneezes 7   Hypnos
IV.The Hypnotic Sneezes 8   Hypnos
V.The Hypnotic Sneezes 9   Hypnos
VI.The Hypnotic Sneezes 10   Hypnos
VII.The Hypnotic Sneezes 11   Hypnos
VIII.The Hypnotic Sneezes 12   Hypnos
IX.The Hypnotic Sneezes 13   Hypnos
X.The Hypnotic Sneezes 14   Hypnos
XI.The Hypnotic Sneezes 15   Hypnos
XII.The Hypnotic Sneezes 16   Hypnos
XIII.The Hypnotic Sneezes 17   Hypnos
XIV.The Hypnotic Sneezes 18   Hypnos



Deck 15
NEWNumTitleWarningDescriptionAuthor
I.The Hypnotic Sneezes 19   Hypnos
II.The Hypnotic Sneezes 20   Hypnos
III.The Hypnotic Sneezes 21   Hypnos
IV.The Hypnotic Sneezes 22   Hypnos
V.The Hypnotic Sneezes 23   Hypnos
VI.The Hypnotic Sneezes 24   Hypnos
VII.The Hypnotic Sneezes 25   Hypnos
VIII.The Hypnotic Sneezes 26   mmmm *G* Hypnos
IX.The Hypnotic Sneezes 27 too yummy!! Hypnos
X.The Hypnotic Sneezes 28 finding the right spot... Hypnos
XI.The Hypnotic Sneezes 29 lots! Hypnos
XII.The Eight Sneezes   Dominic
XIII.      
XIV.      


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