Tarot-Female Sounds

Minor Arcana

Female Sounds
These are wav files compiled from generous donations, recorded from tv/movies, or found elsewhere on the internet.

My Nose
It doesn't breathe;
It doesn't smell;
It doesn't feel so very well.

I am discouraged
With my nose:
The only thing it
Does is blows.

~Dorothy Aldis,
The Random House book of Poetry for Children
p217

Deck 1
NEW	Num	Title	Warning	Description	Author
	I.	The Wet Result Sneeze
	II.	The Drawn-Out, Long Release Sneeze		From Guys 'n Dolls
	III.	The Strong Sneeze
	IV.	The Loud Sneeze		with a sniff afterwards
	V.	The Spraying Sneeze		There are many more wavs from this movie on SFO and SG
	VI.	The Three Sneezes
	VII.	The Nasal Sneeze		From the former Claritin Sneeze Page. Can still be found on the Korean mirror site, The Sneeze Page
	VIII.	The Explosive Sneeze		From the former Claritin Sneeze Page. Can still be found on the Korean mirror site, The Sneeze Page
	IX.	The Wet Sneeze		From the former Claritin Sneeze Page. Can still be found on the Korean mirror site, The Sneeze Page
	X.	The Pleasant Sneeze			from Manequin
	XI.	The Interuption Sneeze		Interrupts her while she's talking, and she excuses herself
	XII.	The Five Sneezes
	XIII.	The Strong, Drawn-Out Sneeze		from Home for the Holidays
	XIV.	The Spraying Sneeze

Deck 2
NEW	Num	Title	Warning	Description	Author
	I.	The Guessed at Sneezes		Kira from Star Trek:Deep Space Nine. When Bjorins are pregnant, one of the morning sickness-like symptoms is sneezing.
	II.	The tarotgal Sneeze #1		From the last of a cold tg had a week or so after getting her mic. Nervously and reluctantly made a dozen wavs- some which came out, and some which didn't. These were the more successful of them.	~tarotgal
	III.	The tarotgal Sneeze #2		Same as above, though it must be stressed that these are the first ones made, and she's still nervous/shy about them	~tarotgal
	IV.	The tarotgal Sneeze #3		Same as above, though please excuse if they sound like I'm nervous.	~tarotgal
	V.	The tarotgal Sneeze #4		Same as above, because of course I was! :-)	~tarotgal
	VI.	The Little Girl Sneeze		Karen from Frosty the Snowman. Teeth chattering from the winter cold	recorded by tarotgal
	VII.	The Little Girl Sneezes		Karen from Frosty the Snowman	recorded by tarotgal
	VIII.	The Very Wet Comedical Sneeze		Jackie from "Rosanne" when she has the flu during a play	recorded by tarotgal
	IX.	The Softer Comedical Sneeze		Jackie from "Rosanne" when she has the flu during a play	recorded by tarotgal
	X.	The Backwards Sneeze		Elaine from the backwards episode of "Seinfeld"	recorded by tarotgal
	XI.	The Talked-about Sneezes	PG13
	XII.	The Short, Childlike SneezeThe Short, Spraying Sneeze		Lucy from "The Voyage of the Dawn Tredder"	recorded by tarotgal
	XIII.	The Mufled but Strong Sneeze		from a "MadTV" skit	recorded by tarotgal

Deck 3
NEW	Num	Title	Description	Author
	I.	The Plain Sneeze	Embeded sound from a cold and flu web page Click Here
	II.	The Plain, Echoing Sneeze	Variation of the above from Here
	III.	The Two Strong Sneezes		Jamie
	IV.	The Sneezing Attack part1 The Sneezing Attack part2 The Sneezing Attack part3	This is tarotgal having some sort of allergy attack. I sneezed about 10 or 11 times before realizing it wasn't going away any time soon, so I decided to try to record them. I managed to get the sound recorder up and started recording. No, I don't know what caused it. Most likely dust, since I was sitting right in front of the comp, but I really don't know for sure.	~tarotgal
	V.	The Short, Stumbling Sneeze
	VI.	The High-Pitched Sneeze
	VII.	The Almost Digital Sneeze	from the web somewhere
	VIII.	The Mufled, Child's Sneeze	From Alice in Wonderland
	IX.	The Five Tiny Sneezes
	X.	The Deeply-Inhaled, Cute, Small Sneeze
	XI.	The 7 Good Sneezes
	XII.	The Small, Strong Sneeze
	XIII.	The Accompanied Sneeze	Daphnie from "Fraiser" when she's sick
	XIV.	The 4 Digital Sneezes

Deck 4
NEW	Num	Title	Description	Author
	I.	The Giggley Sneeze		Debra
	II.	The Four Long Sneezes	with warning	Felicia
	III.	The Raised-Result Sneezes		Sally
	IV.	The Short, Plain Sneezes		Tonya
	V.	The 2 Commercial Sneezes	2 female sneezes in this radio commercial for Aruba
	VI.	The Many Sneezes-wav		Karen
	VII.	The Five Rapid Sneezes
	VIII.	The Short, Raised Sneezes -2
	IX.	The Short, Raised Sneezes -3
	X.	The Strongly Inhaled, Yelled Sneeze	Donnated by JB
	XI.	The High-Pitched, Squeaky Sneeze	Donnated by JB
	XII.	The Simple, Breathy Sneeze	Donnated by JB
	XIII.	The Built-but-Stifled Sneeze	Donnated by JB
	XIV.	The Squeaked, Wet Sneeze	Donnated by JB

Deck 5
NEW	Num	Title	Description	Author
	I.	The 3-Parted, High-Pitched Sneeze	Donnated by JB
	II.	The Elongated Sneeze	Donnated by JB
	III.	The Small, Squeaked Sneeze	Donnated by JB
	IV.	The Repeated Sneeze	Donnated by JB
	V.	The Seven Short, Rapid Sneezes	Donnated by Marti
	VI.	The Two Sneezes with High-Pitched Endings
	VII.	The Two Wet, "Chhh" Sneezes		Carrie
	VIII.	The Two Short Sneezes	Recorded using a small hand-held recorder during class
	IX.	The Very Short Sneeze	Recorded using a small hand-held recorder during class
	X.	The Sudden Sneeze	Recorded using a small hand-held recorder during class
	XI.	The Nicely Built-Up Sneezes
	XII.	The Cold Commercial 1	(1 sneeze) Alka-Seltzer Plus Commercial
	XIII.	The Cold Commercial 2	(1st, longer sneeze is female) SafeGuard Commercial
	XIV.	The Cold Commercial 3	(3 very good sneezes) Dimetapp Commercial

Deck 6
NEW	Num	Title	Warning	Description	Author
	I.	The Allergy Sneezes		recorded in a computer lab using a small hand-held recorder. She comments on how the computers must be making her sneeze
	II.	The Short Sneeze
	III.	The Announced, Cute Sneezes
	IV.	The Quiet, Wet Sneeze
	V.	The Well-Rounded Sneeze
	VI.	The Failed Report part1 The Failed Report part2		Tarotgal, at request/suggestion. It was an induced fit(tissue method) for purposes of the recording.	~tarotgal
	VII.	The Giant Sneeze		From the movie Attack of the 60ft Centerfold
	VIII.	The Multiple, Rapid, Short Sneezes
	IX.	The High-Pitched Sneeze		From a sound effects page
	X.	The Cold Season		Both male & Female Sneezing, From a sound effects page
	XI.	The Puffs Commercial		1998-9 Puffs Commercial, recorded by Steve
	XII.	The First Sneeze			Wolfie
	XIII.	The Second Sneezes			Wolfie
	XIV.	The Smothered Sneeze		From the movie Roxanne. It looks and is most likely natural	Shelly Duvall

Deck 7
NEW	Num	Title	Warning	Description	Author
	I.	The You've Got Mail Sneeze		From the movie You've Got Mail	Meg Ryan
	II.	The Light Sneeze
	III.	The Capture 1		Recorded by Hypnos on a hand-held recorder
	IV.	The Capture 2		Recorded by Hypnos on a hand-held recorder
	V.	The Pepper Sneezes- Part 1 * Part 2 * Part 3 *		(DON'T HAVE)
	VI.	The Tape Recorded Sneezes- Part 1 * Part 2 * Part 3 * Part 4 * Part 5 * Part 6 * Part 7 * Part 8 * Part 9 * Part 10 * Part 11 * Part 12 *		Sent by tbd and recorded to wav by tg just as they were on the tape (DON'T HAVE)
	VII.	The Three Great Sneezes
	VIII.	The Lost in Space Sneezes		From the movie Lost in Space
	IX.	The Sneezed-While-Hiding Sneeze		Lois sneezes while hiding, in Sumperman II
	X.	Sarah's Well Built-up Sneeze			Sarah
	XI.	The Very Quick Sneeze
	XII.	The Commercial 1-little girl		1998-99 Tylenol Allergy Commercial
	XIII.	The Commercial 2
	XIV.	The Slowly-Built Sneeze

Deck 8
NEW	Num	Title	Warning	Description	Author
	I.	The Allergy Sneezes		(DON'T HAVE)
	II.	The Short Sneeze		from the movie Housesitter	Goldie Hawn
	III.	The Soft, Rapid Sneezes		a little hard to hear
	IV.	The High-Pitched Double		(DON'T HAVE)
	V.	The Nurse's Sneeze		from the movie The Faculty	Selma Hayek
	VI.	The Strong Double
	VII.	The Deep Sneeze		(DON'T HAVE)	Susan
	VIII.	The Candidate's Sneeze 1		Dharma from an episode of Dharma and Greg and a longer version:The Candidate's Sneeze 1	Jenna Elfman
	IX.	The Candidate's Sneeze 2		Dharma from an episode of Dharma and Gregand a longer version:The Candidate's Sneeze 2	Jenna Elfman
	X.	The Cute Trailer			donnated by Rob
	XI.	The On-Air Sneeze		Recorded from a local radio program	donnated by Sneezelove1
	XII.	The Loud Sneeze		Recorded at the grocery store	donnated by Sneezelove1
	XIII.	The Two Sneezes
	XIV.	The Small Explosional Sneezes

Deck 9
NEW	Num	Title	Warning	Description	Author
	I.	Something for Everyone Part1 Something for Everyone Part2		LONG file filled with a wide variety of sneezes	~tarotgal
	II.	The Multiple Wet Sneezes 1		Induced using paintbrush bristles	anon
	III.	The Multiple Wet Sneezes 2		Induced using paintbrush bristles	anon
	IV.	The Small, Multiple Sneezes 1			Bird Addict
	V.	The Small, Multiple Sneezes 2			Bird Addict
	VI.	The Small, Multiple Sneezes 3			Bird Addict
	VII.	The Small, Multiple Sneezes 4			Bird Addict
	VIII.	The Small, Multiple Sneezes 5			Bird Addict
	IX.	The Helpless Sneezes
	X.	Piper's Sneezes Sneezes			Piper
	XI.	Piper's Sneezing Fit			Piper
	XII.	The Cute, Little Sneeze
	XIII.	The Spraying Sneeze		From an online Sounds gallery- need an mp3 player.
	XIV.	The Shorter Spraying Sneeze		From an online Sounds gallery- need an mp3 player.

Deck 10
NEW	Num	Title	Warning	Description	Author
	I.	The Powderpuff Sneeze		From the cartoon show Powderpuff Girls
	II.	The Two Harsh Sneezes		Donnated by Smokey of Smokey&Zap's Coffee House	Tricia
	III.	The Rough Sneeze		Donnated by Smokey of Smokey&Zap's Coffee House	Marsha
	IV.	The 2 Strained Seezes			anon
	V.	The 8 Great Sneezes			Piper
	VII.	The Betty Boop Sneeze		Betty Boop sings "I got a tode id by doze"
	VIII.	The Couples' Sneezes		from Couples (sitcom) One male sneeze, one female. Long tallk... about colds... in stuffy voices	recorded by tarotgal
	IX.	The Candidate's Sneeze 3		Dharma from Dharma and Greg Previous Dharma wavs have been lengthened above	Jenna Elfman, recorded by tarotgal
	X.	The Candidate's Sneeze 4		Dharma from Dharma and Greg Previous Dharma wavs have been lengthened above	Jenna Elfman, recorded by tarotgal
	XI.	The Friends Sneeze		'Monica' sneezes from the cold Phoebe gave her	Courtney Cox, recorded by tarotgal
	XII.	The Perfect Man 1		from the movie Singles. Talk about how the perfect man would say bless you when she sneezes	Bridget Fonda, recorded by tarotgal
	XIII.	The Perfect Man 2		from the movie Singles. Sneezes to test her boyfriend	Bridget Fonda, recorded by tarotgal
	XIV.	The Perfect Man 3		from the movie Singles. Sneezes and gets a response from her ex	Bridget Fonda, recorded by tarotgal

Deck 11
NEW	Num	Title	Warning	Description	Author
	I.	The Psychological Sneeze		from an episode of X-Files. A woman's fear becomes reality	recorded by tarotgal
	II.	The 'God Bless You' Sneeze 1		from Seinfeld	recorded by tarotgal
	III.	The 'God Bless You' Sneeze 2		from Seinfeld	recorded by tarotgal
	IV.	The 'God Bless You' Talk 1 & The 'God Bless You' Talk 2		from Seinfeld. Jerry and George discuss her sneezing. George and the woman talk more about 'God Bless You's. No sneeze in either of them, just talking	recorded by tarotgal
	V.	The 'You're sooo Good Lookin' Sneeze		from Seinfeld. Jerry blesses a woman with the new method	recorded by tarotgal
	VI.	The Abrupt Sneeze
	VII.	The French Class Sneeze		subtle, but there
	VIII.	The Small Sneeze		very small and cute
	IX.	The Multiple Fun Sneezes		multiples
	X.	The Built Tiny Sneeze		and it all leads up to...
	XI.	The Allergy Commercial 1		from an allergy commercial	recorded by Sophocles
	XII.	The Allergy Commercial 2		from an allergy commercial	recorded by Sophocles
	XIII.	The Sharp Sneezes			Allyson
	XIV.