headcold sneeze try to catch yer breath it builds up pressure like inflating a tire in the center of the mind tickles the senses behind the nostrils.. air rushing in from the breath-catching triggers off steady warning and sneeze again. repeat process for ten to thirteen minutes. sneezing stops.. and steady flow of mucus begins to run like a mountain creek from your nose to your mouth cry, gasp, reach and crawl for the nearest kleenex or whatever else you can use for a snot rag and blow blow blow for dear life push the contents of your skull thru the smallest holes in your face lean back for a breath of fresh air hold it there for moment's enjoyment exhale and wipe the goo off your upper-lip and and and sneeze. -- Lob 7pm 6/3/98 Huntington Bch,CA ========================================================== this poem appeared in the June 1998 (#28) issue of SKRATCH Magazine from Tustin, California, usa