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By Eternuer A parody of the Smiths' 'How Soon Is Now?' I am the son and the heir Of a fetish that is criminally vulgar I am the son and heir And caught in a predicament Put hand to mouth Say 'excuse me' But then you never damn sneeze! You are human and sneeze you must Just like everybody else does I am the son and the heir Of a fetish that is criminally vulgar I am the son and heir And caught in a predicament Put hand to mouth Say 'excuse me' But then you never damn sneeze! You are human and sneeze you must Just like everybody else does Sometimes think you might like to know You could cherish and indulge me But I think I might freak you out You won't like what I'm about And you'd leave me And I'd cry And I'd want to die Well, I think it's gonna happen now Oh, when exactly do you sneeze? See, I've already waited too long And all my hope is gone You are human and sneeze you must Just like everybody else does |